Annoyed O’Brien

@annoyedobrien.bsky.social

I'm the Chief Engineer of this bloody station!!! 🖖🦄🌈✊🏿🐷🍉🇵🇸🇸🇩🇬🇦🇺🇦🇱🇧🇨🇬🇲🇽🇾🇪

As a long, long, long, long, long time Converse buyer, I will never buy a Converse product ever again. I am sick of the virtue signalling to racists. I see this and I see a man hanged, a white robe that could be a klansman's robe and light shaped like a KKK hat. What the actual hell!?!

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Everybody give a BIG HAND to Quark, who just launched FREE FOOD FRIDAYS via the use of his personal code entered in an anonymous terminal hidden in a duct in Upper Pylon 3!! THANKS QUARK! WHY ARE YOU SWEATING? IS IT BECAUSE YOURE OVERWHELMED WITH GENEROUS FEELINGS??

“Air sampling at four US airports in 2023 and 2024 detected SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes COVID-19, in over 98% of samples and influenza A in over 17%, according to a study published in PLOS Global Public Health” www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/air...

Airport air sampling captures COVID, influenza viruses

Researchers say air monitoring complements wastewater testing in detecting respiratory pathogens from diverse populations, including asymptomatic or pre-symptomatic people.

cidrap.umn.edu

NONSENSE ENSIGN my shoulder is perfectly fine to work this jackhammerAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHAGAHAGAGAHGAHAGAHAGAHHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHand sure the kickback might be a littleAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGbut im perfectlyAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHAGAHAGAHAAGAHAGAGG

Mitch McConnell disappeared for three months & kept his full salary. Disabled people are forced to prove they’re “still disabled” just to remain in legislated poverty. Folks on SNAP must re-apply and prove they’re “still poor”. Republican Senators don’t even have to prove they’re alive.

I don’t KNOW, Morn! I simply asked Quark if my shipment of PEGS is in yet and he fell over laughing! I NEED my pegs!! Keiko just messaged me that we’ll be pegging all NIGHT, which is confusing because how many pictures does she have to hang up, anyway? But I love my wife-OH NOW HERE YOU GO TOO

GARAK I asked for a historically accurate codpiece for my jousting holoprogram with Julian today. HISTORICALLY. ACCURATE. What you’ve just HANDED me here LIGHTS UP and VIBRATES—“it’s sure to create a buzz”?!? Is that supposed to be FUNNY?! NO YOU DON’T GET TO CLOSE THE CURTAIN AND WALK AWAY

LISTEN UP EVERYONE if we are going to make this Tactical Taco Tuesday HAPPEN, we need to MOVE!! MORN!! Increase the spice levels! ROM!! Deep fry the hard shells!! And for GODS SAKE Ensign, get those salsa canons up and RUNNING

FORM A LINE and grab YOUR bowl of O’Brien’s Famous Chili! And don’t forget that Quark is giving away a prize* for the best variation of MY RECIPE for all you ChiliHeads out there, so don’t forget to enter the contest! Here’s the base: Garlic, Tomatoes, Beans, Garlic, Warp Grease, Jalapeños, Beans,