every single actor joining the new harry potter series saying "I don't agree with JK Rowling's opinions!"

47. my last oblivion playthrough was a purple thief named Klepto Bismol

the god of bureaucracy and government is a fucking dweeb and a piece of shit

morrowind.txt@morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 20h ago

Tiber Septim, Talos, the Dragonborn, Heir to the Seat of Sundered Kings, is the greatest hero-god of Mankind, and worshipped as the protector and patron of just rulership and civil society.

i am the most evil of all

Ashley Nichols@ashleynichols.bsky.social · 21h ago

That’s right if you have a cute icon you have to be evil now. Thems the rules

We’re gonna get the DSM-VI before TES VI, this is my prediction. Save this skeet.

If @dagothurthegod.bsky.social got to make the promotional screenshots.

No corporation is a friend to art. 🙏

IGN@ign.com · yesterday

CD Projekt has confirmed layoffs on The Witcher multiplayer spinoff, codenamed Project Sirius. https://bit.ly/4fUDtSA

still eepy

Voryn Dagoth Ur@dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 6mo ago

eepy

“Is this how you honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned? Come to me openly, Kitten, and not by stealth.” --Dagoth goonUr

It's so funny to me that the daggers in ESO are the size of fricken machetes.

I don't know if my brain is just that far gone, but I misread this as Cuntipede. I should wear my glasses around the house.

Ah. Yes. Just a matter of. Concentration.

Molto speaks!

Kotaku@kotaku.com · 2d ago

Xbox Boss Asha Sharma Says Elder Scrolls VI Looks Great, So Stop Talking About That Giant Rat Outside Bethesda's Office

I'm a big believer in THE ELDER SCROLLS VI: ESTROGEN myself

@uesp.net · 2d ago

Eight letters, something Elder Scrolls related. What would you guess?

I went to Weynon Priory, stole all of the wine out of their church, drank it, threw a necklace in an old man’s face, then ran off back into the woods like a weird pantless cryptid. Truly I am a hero that will be remembered as not being crazy.

Voryn Dagoth Ur@dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 2d ago

ready to face the world with my canonical hero of kvatch

Well.

shit, she’s right

jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 2d ago

trans porn has way too many views a lot of you are lying

Oblivion take you! 😠 Oblivion take you~ 🤤

oblivion.txt@oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 2d ago

Oblivion take you!

After a mere 2 crashes, I am finally finished with the tutorial. Gods be praised.

Nicholas Hoult! Sorry, I mean Nicholas. Halt. Like, stop dude. Cut it out. Fuck.

“The Elder Scrolls VI: Laid Off” Brought to you by the developers XBOX laid off last month.

@uesp.net · 2d ago

Eight letters, something Elder Scrolls related. What would you guess?

The Elder Scrolls VI: Rapacity

@uesp.net · 2d ago

Eight letters, something Elder Scrolls related. What would you guess?

"Rehire Your Devs with Interest" is eight letters, right?

@uesp.net · 2d ago

Eight letters, something Elder Scrolls related. What would you guess?

It’s fiiiiiiine…

Oblivion Loading Screens@oblivionloading.bsky.social · last wk.

Tell me how bad it runs.

Can confirm

Oblivion Loading Screens@oblivionloading.bsky.social · 3d ago

Some people will make funny noises when you hit them with maces. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

my wife when i walk into the room and start info dumping about morrowind lore for the 8th time in an hour:

morrowind.txt@morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 3d ago

Aargh! Go away!

Everybody Wants to Rule the World いい曲だなぁ、で描いた２年前のやつ