Handler: Wtf do you mean I gotta read Malazan: Book of the Fallen to understand this ace pilot well enough to break her? Intel officer: She relates everything to it, Sir Handler: Its TEN books. Each a THOUSAND pages Intel officer: That's just the core series Handler: Can't we just KILL this one?

Y so Cerious?@ceriously.blood.gay · 3mo ago

Getting captured by the Empire but making Handler increasingly pissed off because I keep cumming from the torture, already have a dog headmate, and have a stupid level of tolerance for every drug she gives me.

Getting captured by the Empire but making Handler increasingly pissed off because I keep cumming from the torture, already have a dog headmate, and have a stupid level of tolerance for every drug she gives me.

"i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl who kept me in a cage with a shock collar" ^Most of you irl

Wrote a 2600 word short story Thursday and finished another 3100 word short story today. ^.^ Feelz good to be creative. Plus, I get to torture my self inserts. Fun all around.

@celaena.bsky.social: What're you gonna do for Halloween, love? Me: Hopefully Daphne Her: Noo! I'm going as Daphne Me: Yea, exactly. 🤤🤤

1. Be snuffbait 2. Can't die. Would upset folks. So sad 3. Write a self-insert who dies so many times its difficult to count because I get...distracted 4. Get more powerful every time someone tells me it turns them on Anyway. It's done. Waiting on AO3. Blame them. Oh. And it's a love story. ❤️

Y so Cerious?@ceriously.blood.gay · last wk.

Girl who reanimates moments after death 🤝 Girl who compulsively kills

When I get really fucking depressed over anti-trans shit I ask myself "what would I be doing if it wasn't for all that?" and then I do that

step 1. be punched in the stomach

The Second Amendment protects my right to own an actual Gundam.

Truly a delightful crowd to be a part of. I swear to only use these new associations irresponsibly.

Scary Internet Dyke@hedera.blood.gay · 3d ago

welcoming two more bloody gays to our consanguineous group @ceriously.blood.gay and @puppy.blood.gay it wasn’t quite a blood orgy, but it was close

So I wrote it. Talk about the perfect snuffbait. ^.^ First AO3 post, coming soon.

Y so Cerious?@ceriously.blood.gay · last wk.

Girl who reanimates moments after death 🤝 Girl who compulsively kills

Priest angry at god performs the eucharist every morning just to start their day by getting drunk on the blood of their messiah.

Abused kid obsessed with reading to adult turned on by content warning sections pipeline.

List of things I should have said when lightly stabbed, But I was too busy moaning and laughing: This night took a sharp turn. Fuck! More holes! Really needlin me bout somethin here. Aw, does this mean you like me? Shucks.

Never understood what "sacred" meant until I got into kink.

Kept tryin to kill myself. ^.^ Do that a lot less now. 🩵🤍🩷

May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄@goddessblade.bsky.social · 6d ago

Why did you transition? Right answers only

the boy who looks like a kicked puppy to puppygirl who really needs to get kicked pipeline is real

🥺🥺🐶🐶 Kicking this puppy is a teambuilding activity.

spider ::::)@publicsexforest.golf · last yr.

it's so funny how certain phrases lose their meaning if ur weird enough. "like kicking a puppy" so u mean really enjoyable and rewarding and fun to do with friends?

How much of you is just a trauma response? ^.^ Broken minds are full of fun buttons. I'd know. 🥰

Scary Internet Dyke@hedera.blood.gay · 5d ago

you think you have free will? how do you know you aren’t just a set of responses nobody's bothered to map properly yet?

Prey kink but I got a bad knee so when you try to chase me I remember my only option is to fight but we negotiated you beating me so I gotta make sure to throw that fight but I'm bad at throwing fights so I decide to just surrender and get to the beating. Or:

God dammit I don't wanna work I wanna be having violent kinky sex with hawt girlzzzz.

Sex is something you do with their brain.

I adore monstrous, broken, terrifying things. Guess I learned, early, poison is easiest mistaken for food wrapped with care delivered with a smile rewarded with a hug. Tell me you'll hurt me. I'll love you.

Save me, insane trannies doing dungeon stuff. Save me...

Barbed Wire Mother@ivy.blood.gay · 6d ago

I wanna go to the kink events in the city i live but its mostly sex/swingers party and less insane trannies doing dungeon stuff but i think i just gotta engage more and do things even if they arent exactly what i want

"I don't deflect, I parry." "You're doing it *right now.*" "Oops."

My girlfriend and my owner be haaawt. 🤤

Celaena@celaena.bsky.social · 7d ago

Girlfriend is hawt

Cute gal: Oh yea, I love Magic: the Gathering! Commander is fun. Me, externally: Aw! Me too! Let's play sometime. Me, internally:

"You're just a dog." "Ahem, that's dog, esq."