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20 they/he Ronald Regan died on the day I was born (my biggest accomplishment) Sfw 18+
You can't take a clear photograph of something so insanely phat and juicy (me)
I'm anticipating something big and scary will happen just like it always does before spring begins. Big, chaotic change I never see coming because I promise myself to walk around blindly. As I desperately grab onto the ground beneath me, it all crumbles anyway ^-^
Bisexual shart, emo shart, gay shart. They always told me I can't color outside of the lines and I don't understand why it's such a big deal how I color
5 day work week 1 day off 6 day work week WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO JERK IT ?????????
Cursed thread of cats who look vaguely like mojo
John Scalzi@scalzi.com · last yr.Smudge, looking vaguely surprised that we have returned home alive
My cat,,, he's hairy and misses me when I'm at work :'( he runs to the door when I come home i'm so sorry we are poor mojo,,, he should be in a mansion with fancy cat things
Real girls have curves and basements filled with vials of human blood for the ritual
Prophetically listening to My Back Was A Bridge For You To Cross, cuddling mojo, takis and banana pipe for dinner
Ppl laugh at my shitty jokes too much + it's because I look like this.... 💔😔
[from the back of cop car] can I use your phone charger?