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@realdisko.bsky.social
Trying my best to get better at Splatoon every day Head SBA Staff for Splatoon Stronghold You might find me being silly on https://www.twitch.tv/real_disko or https://www.youtube.com/@Disko3674 💚 - @koibaa.bsky.social
Hi :3 Send me ur inklings/octolings, I want some goobers to sketch <3
Calling out x071 for not knowing about Markiplier or the iron long movie, we need to get this guy on him now. #compsplatoon #notmyx071
the tides are changing, and a new wave comes for you to conquer. welcome to… Shark Tank: Rising Waters! .𖥔 ݁ ˖🦈 a new draft-pick style tournament for shallow waters banned players! — our first edition will be on March 13th, pick up your roles in our discord for more info ✨ discord.gg/3CxWat3vHT
The talent at the Stronghold Beginners Academy has been hard at work to create something special, so we put together a trailer to show you what we've been working on! Check out our video in the comments!
As FLUTI Nears, Thousands of Players Say Goodbye to Their Loved Ones thescallop.ink/article/flut...
As FLUTI Nears, Thousands of Players Say Goodbye to Their Loved Ones
"Farewell, my dear," whispers mother as child boards the ship.
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![STOP DOING MATH meme used for midlevel comp splatoon
text reads:
STOP BEING MIDLEVEL
- PLAYERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN DIVS
- YEARS OF PLUS SERVERS YET NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higer than LOW INK
- Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SWIM OR SINK"
- "Yes please give me a good SQ power. Please give me a good result" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what the midlevels have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the sendouq & weeklies we built for them
(This is REAL midlevel, done by REAL midlevel players):
[image of SAC badge] ?????
[image of someone's SQ Rank and Power over time graph] ???????
[discord screenshot reading:
04 March 2023 12:27, sblast player: "lf +3 for pickup"
10 February 2026 16:44, Fisk: "still?" (reply to previous message)]
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"Hello I would like +3 access please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qldvxt2t43ew5pizfveovsg7/bafkreigmigtvxfcp2qajr6fthecnsh2n6xunrt5wdtgvy5vf7d37hpobye)
[NEW RESULT RECORDED!] Sea Drive has won silver bracket for shark tank shallow waters! Featuring: Arkader on Wiper Zap on Mint Decav Bridio on Dread Wringer Lorsa on Carbon and Flingza and @twilight1538.bsky.social on Stamper as a sub! Thank you to all the TO's and teams we faced!
No longer gaslighting myself and instead complaining about dealing 99 damage this update is beautiful
Rosellei 🌹@rosellei.xyz · 8mo agoI LOVE the new healthbars
I had an amazing time playing with everyone on CRISIS AVERTED and I'm very happy that I got given the opportunity to play with the team 9 months ago. If you guys ever need a teammate to play with definitely reach out to these guys they're so goated!!
CRISIS AVERTED@crisis4verted.bsky.social · 8mo agowe are sad to announce that CRISIS AVERTED officially disbanded last friday. we ended the team on good terms, and it was an incredible run for all of us. we're grateful for everybody's support! ❤️☢️ despite this, none of us are quitting competitive anytime soon, so please continue to support us!
Lowkey I'm kinda excited for this LUTI if I can get some goated players to compete with. The game is lookin' up with this patch and I'm lookin' to make my mark with it!
Dropping my thoughts and predictions on the patch and let me know if you guys enjoy these competitive discussion videos. I really like making them and they aren't too time consuming❤️ youtu.be/JT88vL2Q6Hw #compsplatoon
Splatoon's New Patch Makes Me Happy and Sad
YouTube video by Jared
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Enjoy me yapping about the core flaws of the game and Q talking about what she thinks the patch should change balance wise!! (total time editing this time was 10 hours) #compsplatoon youtu.be/lW5x1ZSCf_Q
What Splatoon NEEDS To FIX
YouTube video by Jared
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Absolution ft. @realdisko.bsky.social placed 4th overall in A41 #55 tonight! and we didn't even say "slime them" once smh @wraith.weebsandotako.ink Vdualies @nyrjesse.bsky.social Bulbz tri stringer @realdisko.bsky.social Stickerz stamper @kudzoo.weebsandotako.ink gg slider #compsplatoon
Announcing sendou.ink/comp-analyzer Plan the perfect team composition. Features: - sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon - damage combo table - enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders - range estimator - sub/special categories 🧵 with more details on features #sendouink
Enjoy 9 minutes of me yapping about splatoon being a hard game. This is my first time actually tryharding when editing and I spent at least 15 hours editing this video. Hope you guys enjoy 🤍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p9H...
Splatoon Is a Hard Game??
YouTube video by Jared
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GOGOGO apply for this goated program if you have the time for it!! We can use all the hands we can get!
Fisk@zapfisk.splstrong.com · 9mo agoHeya #compsplatoon, we're looking for more staff to help the SBA run at a scale where it is sustainable. If you have any coaching or captaining experience and want to help new players get into the community, please consider applying, links in reply reposts appreciated
@omegazidan.bsky.social can i bribe you with this fanart to stream more dead cells i was kinda invested
Top 4 things I need to get (slightly) nerfed this patch Buffs just pick 90% of the weapons in the game and give them something relevant. #1 buff hope is Stamper.
BTW, IPL is having an official English cast of SplashGo this weekend, a major Splatoon LAN in Japan full of the best players in all of the known universe.
BTW anyone can look at my public match history from the past 1.5 years stat.ink/@AutumnalEqu... (stat .ink used to be easy to setup, if people are interested I could make a guide) #compsplatoon
stat.ink -- Go Deeper, Have More Fun.
stat.ink saves and analyzes your Splatoon results.
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