Jesus was protecting a woman from being hurt when he said that
Fuck Stephen King
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Jesus was protecting a woman from being hurt when he said that
Fuck Stephen King
I’ve held several bibles! Usually when moving them from hotel drawers to put my actual items there on family trips. And I bet through even that little contact I have better understanding of the philosophy of the religion than most of its so called “followers”. Jesus taught tolerance.
CEO of Gay, I think pride month should be somewhat earlier or somewhat later in the year, for those of us prone to heat sickness. Thank you
Alright lets see if I can save money by avoiding buying a new mini monitor and instead building this fucking contraption.
I’m a journalist also btw just because I post something someone else said doesn’t mean I’m posting it as evidence, its all circumstantial you shouldn’t take anything I say as truth obvs cmon only an idiot would’ve thought that a journalist would post things they believe are credible
I saw on twitter that apparently Santa’s been real the whole time he’s just been chilling in Florida in a condo. Anyway, I’m gonna tell everyone about this before I do literally anything to confirm!
Exactly one year ago today:
NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East. This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family. Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships. Full story 👉 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Its so sad, the fish knife I ordered arrived today but I didn’t pick it up before the post office closed. Fuck my fishless chungus life
Thinking of that time I was sent to have a transvaginal ultrasound but then when I went to that appointment they didn’t do it and instead only did the external ultrasound because I was a virgin. So my doctor had to send me off AGAIN and hope this time they’d actually get the needed information.
Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.”
I dont know who needs to hear this but it does not take five minutes to caramelize onions
Val keeps putting monsters all over the place to try and get me to react to them :c
Posted this as a reply to someone else's skeet, but it bears repeating: "cancellation" and "cancel culture" was only ever about people facing the consequences of their actions, and every step to fight it was to say "no, I shouldn't have to face consequences for this."
this was just posted to and immediately deleted from his 'personal' bsky so like dude is definitely doubling down on staying friends w this weirdo above everyone else. burning bridges for it even
If someone was constantly saying nazi shit I simply wouldn't be their friend.
so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years
Not to be a cat but i could really go for a whole fish right now
the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
imo movies should only contain sex scenes if they further the plot
I buy Atlyss and it immediately calls me out for having no game??? What the hell???
Sorry, can’t go black Friday shopping, I gotta stay home and jerk off my penis
they wouldn’t put viruses in raw milk if we weren’t supposed to drink it