Trying to bang my own clone and constantly running into the fact we both have terrible back problems

Things to say to your clone: • I bet neither of us is the original • why don’t you understand as good as me • sell me this identity • I taste better than you • I hope you’re the original, because that’s a lot of stress • clone yourself some better threads • you are my first mostly successful clone

also v good old pic of me gvfgc

incredibly funny crime to be the central problem of a show

things to say to clones: • sell me this clone • which one of you is the top • i'm more identical than you

biggest impact on the internet is probably still this

punkitt ‼️🧣@punkitt.bsky.social · 15h ago

"what was your biggest impact on the internet?" this comic i drew in less than 30 minutes

fucking my clone #4

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i am very invested in some very "cringe" stuff. i talk a LOT about the same four things. and instead of being humiliated about it you just have to understand that it's emblematic of you and all of your passion and that's good. stop making yourself so small and let yourself feel happy for once

trust me i get it, it's like pulling teeth to try and talk about what you like because it's like, "oh my god, i'm so annoying! this is a dumb thing to be obsessed with!" but, seriously... some people like love island, some people like bird watching, some people like fandom stuff. you're in your head

ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes

Sorry to be corny but big mood tonite!!!

it really helps to have a place you can get comfy

trying to help a Hinge match understand that a digital copy of their brain being uploaded doesn't mean they're immortal now because they don't "get" to be the copy and their meat body will still die someday and really understanding why Catherine just gave up trying to explain that to Simon in SOMA

some personal news,

HIT THIS SHIT MORTAL

Wow I'm quite gay

Haretrap

@socpens.com’s jack skellington genuinely became one of my favourite fictional characters of all time

Angel@ankle-beez.bsky.social · 3d ago

happy anniversary to snapcube and rtvs' "real time fandub: do no harm"!

i’m so special to- byee!!!!!😭😭😭😭

get vibrated, idiot

the problem with spending time around puppy girls is that they get to announce their presence in a room by barking and i'm supposed to, what, just say hello???

When ppl say it's important to be yourself this also means being a loud visibly autistic faggot if that's what feels good

Also also one of my friends fox stims as much as me and we were walking about the city geckering and barking at eachother and I'm so glad I'm autistic oh my god

Speaking of being a fox I've found out I get close if you pat my head and stroke my fox ears while I'm giving head I'm so glad I was made to be like this