“Fall is a second spring, when every leaf is a flower.” Camus said that, and I think he knows a little more about fall than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it, so that no man could best him in the ring of Autumn!

Finally a president who solved our age old problem of being a country where people wanted to be

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15h ago

“.. We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.” @semafor.com www.semafor.com/article/09/2...

DIDIDIIIIIII DIDIDIDI DII DII ⛈️ 🏚️ 🎹 🧛‍♂️

Slungus@slungusposting.bsky.social · 19h ago

The Dolphin Acts

froggher@froggher.bsky.social · 16h ago

we need federal guardrails and regulations for pussy that’s so good it kills you

Tfw you’re reading my posts

Every Pokemon Frame in Order@pkmnframes.bsky.social · 17h ago

Pokemon - Season 2 Episode 4 - The Lost Lapras Frame 2188/2542 Caption: Stop! Stop! Stop! Timestamp: 00:18:34.286

MS RACHEL FOR SUPREME WARLORD 2028 🫡🫡🫡

Lis Power@lispower.bsky.social · 20h ago

Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel?

Why do so many Trump flunkies look like The Uncle Who Wears A Kimono

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2d ago

Top Treasury official's message to Americans who are unhappy with the economy: "Maybe change the channel and try to find some of the good news out there"

Novel idea: a love triangle forms on Mars between three rovers from different countries

Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis https://theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-new-flushable-khakis/

I find babe is the ideal feminine equivalent of dude.

FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can

Momma Sciggles@sciggles.com · 2d ago

A lot of people assume FA is profitable. If that were the case we wouldn't have needed a GFM when Neer passed to keep it out of probate. It's been two years. The funds were used. FA is struggling financially. And I am 🌟s t r e s s e d🌟 I'm scared to ask for help, I feel like no matter how much-

This is such a look for going to Applebees

Dragon Ball Posts@dbposts.bsky.social · yesterday

from the zine

I keep forgetting to take my progesterone and then waking up and going “ughhhh I forgot agaiiiinnn”

Pikachu is getting ready to turn the whole car around

Every Pokemon Frame in Order@pkmnframes.bsky.social · 24h ago

Pokemon - Season 2 Episode 4 - The Lost Lapras Frame 2122/2542 Caption: [Straining] Timestamp: 00:18:02.857

they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list

I get a lot of women who recently started their transition telling me it’s overwhelming to try to learn how to beautify/style themselves. And that’s true! Cis girls get to absorb ambient knowledge of this stuff growing up. Here’s a thread of some advice for ramping up, and tips that helped me.

as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 3d ago

Everyone in America has such disdain for drivers. That Driver cut me off. That Driver doesn’t know what they’re doing. That Driver is an ugly bastard. You hear it all the time. But also, importantly: everyone in America drives! Much to think about.

Y-your what? Venonat has, like, compound eyes, like a fly—“radar eyes” is a new one

Every Pokemon Frame in Order@pkmnframes.bsky.social · 2d ago

Pokemon - Season 2 Episode 4 - The Lost Lapras Frame 1953/2542 Caption: Use your radar eye to track that truck! Timestamp: 00:16:42.381

Some of y’all

Every Pokemon Frame in Order@pkmnframes.bsky.social · 2d ago

Pokemon - Season 2 Episode 4 - The Lost Lapras Frame 1867/2542 Caption: JESSIE: Keep it up, and you're gonna need a travel agent! Timestamp: 00:16:01.429

Imagine if Jack Smith really HAD attended a Hawks game. That would totally be worse than inciting an insurrection and trying to overthrow our Democracy. They were so damn close.