going to a kink night in the star wars universe and wearing a handkerchief that signifies that mind tricks do work on me
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posting good till something happens
agreed with the caveat that i think taco bell should make it explicit in their marketing that the chicken crunchwrap, their boldest innovation in decades, is transgender
Max Dubler 🏳️🌈@maxdubler.com · 5h agoYes, of course McDonald’s posting about National Coming Out Day is “performative.” Nobody thinks Ronald McDonald threw the first brick at Stonewall. Nonetheless, the biggest and most influential institutions in American life performing affirmation of LGBT social and civil equality is a good thing.
"is vore cannibalism?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, l̶o̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶e̶r̶a̶t̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶f̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶1̶2̶,̶2̶3̶9̶ ̶p̶a̶g̶e̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶d̶e̶b̶a̶t̶e̶,̶ deleted after 1 week by the chat's disappearing messages setting
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
The Neverwar is mostly associated with Tankheads but the Jetheads developed late in the war were just as impactful a development. Extreme long distance strikes suddenly became viable, bypassing all defenses. And in turn nimble interceptors were developed to counter this new treat.
Having been blonde for about 6 months I can report anecdotally strangers are a LOT nicer to me now I have the triforce of tall + blonde + blue eyes. I get a lot more free stuff and “we’ll bend the rules” and special discounts
guy with a ton of random plants that dont really go together until spring comes (they all have flying seeds)
Did you need something?
☠️HAUNT-ANIUIM WALTEN COMMS LIVE NOW!@jontanium.bsky.social · 2w agoLast month I've been practicing the Walten Style! So This October, I can offer you a Special most Frightening! If you'd like to see one of your own like this! Now's your chance from now til Halloween day!! #twf #comms
"I'm too smart to have my brain pickled by the X algorithm" is exactly the kind of thinking that leads to getting your brain pickled by the X algorithm
when we were young it was "you're the man now dog" but not that we are grown it's "you're the dog now ma'am"
These are green keel-bellied lizards (Gastropholis prasina) enjoying a sprinkling in their enclosure. These particular lizards are described as "Tiffany Blue", the result of an "axanthic" mutation that blocks their normal yellow pigment, revealing the underlying blue pigment. Also: MLEM.
you are what you eat which is why I'm a woman now
Not complicated. It’s just Cetaphil cleanser at night, then CeraVe moisturizer mixed with my retinol day/night. I wear It Cosmetics CC Cream as my foundation, which has 50 SPF, but if the UV index is high I’ll wear a layer of pure sunscreen under the foundation.
Claudia Tyler-Mae@claudiatmuk.bsky.social · 5h agoThe only thing I need to know is your skincare routine!
It's not much, but I cast "Restful Day", today should be healing for ya Hope your days are easier going forward
Use reference. I’m serious. I get it that somehow you or someone convinced you that using reference is “cheating.” It’s not. You are just hindering yourself.
🚨TIME IS RUNNING OUT BEFORE TATI LOSES HER HOTEL ROOM $70 needed by 11 AM CST All she asks is that someone takes her suffering seriously and helps out. Just 10 people donating $10 clears any worry of her dying on the street Tati's life is in danger paypal.me/shockofthequeen16 #mutualaid 💕💸
Chris the Legendary (🚨SHARE PINNED THREAD- EMERGENCY)@dinesvisual.bsky.social · 8h ago🚨 KEEP TATI HOUSED TODAY A new week means Tati is so close to breaking this cycle, but she can’t fall through the cracks now. She’s starving and fighting for $70 shelter. Her health will plummet without help. $100 NEEDED ASAP- FOOD/ROOM 10 people send $10! PAYPAL: shockofthequeen16 #mutualaid 💸💕
vfx breakdown of how I made a blood splat for my game
They’re both carrying the same number of people - and probably the same amount of cargo.
wasted my morning hauling ass all the way across the ring because the guy who designed this space station didn't think about installing crosstown elevators
I got as much in as I could: Tiny feet, thicc thighs, narrow waist, fat fists, teeth, tongue, conical studs, a Milinery Industrial Complex hat. There's also some hazard tape, meaningless maintenance markers, and synathrodial panel lines. And half of its armour is "sorta fabric."
Lula supporter raising the trans flag at Avenida Paulista in Sao Paulo, Brazil today.
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your CV? Scientist: I made it in TeX and can't figure out how to remove the gap but I also don't want to get yelled at if I post a question on stackexchange, so I have instead decided to appreciate the gap, which is still there
👁️saac 👁️o@eyesack.bsky.social · 20h agoInterviewer: Can you explain this gap in your résumé? John Cage: