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Lucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦@luckyshitt.bsky.social · 3h ago

I'm sure they are just churning some fresh butter for the morning deliveries

Misheard when they said I'd otherwise get scurvy. Thought they said curvy.

This is one win that I will not give up to trump. My child is a Republican and we chose to not discuss politics in favor of keeping a healthy relationship. Sometimes you have to pick your battles and having permanently lost one child, I’ll stand firm on this issue.

That's a damn shame

2026: the year Democratic Socialism declared ENOUGH

NEWS: Rep. Chuck Edwards (R-NC) just dropped out of his re-election race at 3:32 a.m.m. He said he’s done running but will finish out his term. This after the House Ethics Committee found “substantial reason to believe [he] violated House Rules related to sexual harassment and hostile workplaces.”

What’s the sound you hear emanating from this gym? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Lucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦@luckyshitt.bsky.social · 2h ago

Just bros doing bro stuff

Good Morning All! ♥️🐾♥️ Cheers! ☕➕☕ Swampy🤗 Please remember to keep your dogs hydrated in this heat! #Dog #Dogs

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@jamestalarico.bsky.social for Texas US Senate gets it - under his opponent Ken Paxton and Gov. Abbott, data centers are running amok in TX. Talarico has a sensible plan to regulate data centers. Texas, he is the right choice for your next senator, not the corrupt, 15 home owning Paxton.

The primary is over I congratulate El-Sayad Now is TIME only 90 days out ... Michigan, UNITE PLEASE MICHIGAN, YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT So unify ..BEAT MIKE ROGERS... This won't be easy But please FOCUS on ISSUES THAT UNITE

When he was Chair of the House Intelligence Committee, Mike Rogers (the Republican candidate for Senate in Michigan) publicly took the position that "you can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy is violated." Colbert had some fun with that: crooksandliars.com/cltv/2013/10...

Colbert Savages NSA And Rep. Mike Rogers In 'See No Evil' Segment

Colbert Savages NSA and Rep. Mike Rogers in 'See No Evil' Segment

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Michigan, this is your target. Dems unite. The enemy is on the Right, the MAGA billionaire who lives in Florida. You really want this guy? Come on now.

Let’s level set. MICHIGAN is a must-win if we want to flip the Senate. A word caution: This race was tighter than many predicted. El-Sayed needs Stevens supporters in the general, so it’s not smart strategy to keep them angry. Welcome them. Focus on issues. Time is short, so healing must be quick

That is not a shrimp, lady

These are skills that take time to learn

Republicans are probably crafting an arrest warrant for John Connor as we speak

Just bros doing bro stuff

Oh shit. Turns out that Pirro has the biggest balls of them all! Those boxes she had? Those were the RECEIPTS! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8nrs1b1/

US Attorney Screams at Donald Trump About His Lies And Keeps Her Job.

TikTok video by Whatinclaynation

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We had an incident where someone drove thru our McDonald’s naked and reportedly, he asked if they wanted to see his 1/4 pounder. Not sure what he ended up getting charged with. Hold my pickle hold my lettuce 🥬

😡😡😡 more wasteful spending from the orange dictator. We don’t need gold statues. We don’t need a ballroom. We don’t need a helipad. We don’t need an arch. We need affordable healthcare and housing

I got winded walking to the kitchen to make breakfast

Andrea Devon@andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 3h ago

She stumbled. She got back up. She finished. At 80 years old, Natalie Grabow became the oldest woman to finish the Ironman World Championship. Some victories aren’t about finishing first. They’re about refusing to quit. 💜 #SheShed #VivaHerAlliance

BLUE LIKE MICHIGAN!

Deborah Lynn@mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social · 3h ago

True Blue Connections #Blues #VoteBlue go.bsky.app/4QtMGK8

Concept fails without glass tables

Joe G@eastendjoe.bsky.social · 4h ago

Oh well, I don’t eat steak anyway. And for that reason I am out.

🤣🤣🤣 Menu: Appetizer: Melon Balls Cock-tail: Fuzzy Navel Main Course: Rump Roast Dessert: Ding Dongs Ok ok I guess I better sign off for the day 😆

Joe G@eastendjoe.bsky.social · 4h ago

Oh well, I don’t eat steak anyway. And for that reason I am out.

And free health care to recover from them grrrrrrrr

And they will remember that you provided nudes photos of your child to the press

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4h ago

Rep. Max Miller on Newsmax: "If any of these things were true, I would be in prison"