Lauren Bolger

@renbolger.bsky.social

Horror writer startled by most sounds. The Barre Incidents and Kill Radio (both genre-bendy Horror) available now thru Malarkey Books. My website: https://www.laurenbolger.com/ Jewish / Free Palestine

The cans of Tab were piled high and the chalkboards filled with the white soot that comes with all-nighters strung too many in succession. “We’re really doing this, aren’t we?” Abe asked; so hoarse he had to clear his throat twice. “What do we call it?” Abe smiled, fire in his eyes. “Circuit City.”

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈So far it's evading notice on all the MOST ANTICIPATED HORROR OF THE FALL lists, but we assure you: there's a cosmic storm brewing that you'll want on your radar. The successor to the beloved YOUR BODY IS NOT YOUR BODY has entered local airspace. PERSISTENT HORRORS DEMAND PERSISTENT REBELLION⬇️

cover art by Mx Morgan G Robles featuring a swan alighting on a cosmic sea, the sky pink blue and white behind it.

I’m using a spreadsheet to price compare school supplies and get the per-item info. It’s satisfying but I’d rather be writing or reading or watching something or playing Stardew Valley

If you have a menu item with pecans, be aware there are people expecting those pecans to be delicious and toasty and salty and not taste like wood. Otherwise, why have it at all. There. That is your assignment

The other night I had a THC drink and saw/selected The Dunwich Horror on a movie app. A man w/ an ax was chasing a gorilla-suited man whose neck was visible under the mask. A lady fainted and had a vision. Right after, we learned it was a theater production. Needless to say, it was the wrong movie.

Less than a week away from Comic Con Nebraska! Gonna be a great time. Swing by my table and hang out 💜🤘💀

Michael Bettendorf@beardedbetts.bsky.social · 5d ago

Come see me at Comic Con Nebraska in Omaha Aug 8-9. I'll be doing panels w/ @jamessabata.com @formicaproust.bsky.social @comicconnebraska.com & selling books. I'll have copies of MIDWESTERN CHROME before the street date 👀 #Omaha #LNK #Cyberpunk #Noir #WeirdHorror @tenebrouspress.bsky.social

Use code SEALEY for $5 off poetry titles. Given that our ebooks are $5 this means you can download the digital versions for free. *Hair Shirt *The Life of the Party Is Harder to Find Until You’re the Last One Around *Thumbsucker *My Ardent Love for the Pencil *Your Favorite Poet *Sophomore Slump

Weather permitting, I'll be selling my books, The Barre Incidents & Kill Radio, at the Depot Market in East Dundee this Sat. Aug 8th from 9-2. Come by if you're feeling it! It's just 20-ish minutes west of Schaumburg, IL. I've got stickers and bookmarks and a spinach pie recipe :)

Lauren Bolger@renbolger.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Today, The Barre Incidents is officially released upon the world. A Horror book about grieving the “easy” parent (who is undead), falling for your best friend, learning cryptids are real, and banished, embittered gods. Happy born day TBI! You can order here! malarkeybooks.com/store/barre-...

Cover for The Barre Incidents by me (Lauren Bolger). A statue’s face with a graveyard superimposed behind it. Cover art is by Matt Revert!

If you're wandering artist alley @comicconnebraska.com August 8th and 9th, please come say hey to @jamessabata.com and I. We'll be doing panels throughout the weekend too! comicconnebraska.com/participant/...

Michael Bettendorf - Comic Con Nebraska

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Michael Bettendorf@beardedbetts.bsky.social · 4w ago

August Events! Find me in artist alley @comicconnebraska.com w/ @jamessabata.com. We'll be doing some panels. I may even have early copies of MIDWESTERN CHROME available 👀 comicconnebraska.com Then, join me for the launch of MIDWESTERN CHROME a week later at Sower Books in Lincoln w/ Alvin Coffee!

Comic Con Nebraska Omaha USA
August 8-9, 2026
Omaha Convention Center
Sat 10-6
sun 10-5

August 14, 2026
MIDWESTERN CHROME
Book Launch
Sower Books @ 6pm

The Sower Books logo is next to this. It is a circular stained glass sort of logo with a sun and books that look like flowers.

Had a serious (everything’s ok) virtual appt today. The door was shut with my kid steadily knocking on the door on and off the entire time. Finally got up to check. She was lying on the floor with the blankest face. All she said was “I’m hungry.” She’d gotten herself a pillow. 60/40 funny/annoying

I’m selling my books tonight at the East Dundee Depot with lots of other vendors for the Twilight Market tonight from 4-8! Are you near Dundee IL? I don’t know but if you look it up and you are, there will be fun stuff to look at, and you could say hi to me too!

man it sucks to see people blaming small SFF magazines and their volunteer staff for getting got by AI submissions. this is like those smug jerks who think they're too clever to get taken in by phone scams. I get it, man. I'd like to be unfoolable also. but unfortunately none of us are.