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Smooth Dunk@smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 4mo ago

POV: You are an interdimensional alien warlord. You destroy an entire planet and its inhabitants then slip back into your own dimension, where you think you’ll be safe from consequences. But no. One man will make you pay for your crimes.

9 panel comic Panel 1: The view from the cockpit of a spacecraft. Two green alien hands grip the controls. A planet can be seen in front of the ship. Panel 2: One of the alien hands move to the left and presses a red button. Two laser beams fire from the ship directing into the centre of the planet below. Panel 3: The planet begins to rupture under the force of the lasers. Panel 4: The planet completely explodes. The ship and the pilot are bathed in a blood-red glow. Panels 5, 6, and 7: The alien pilot turns the ship 180 degrees so he is facing empty space and the dying planet is behind him. Panels 8 and 9: The alien presses a green button and the space craft accelerates to warp speed. A dimensional rift opens in the distance. The viewing window fills with white light.9 panel comic Panel 1: The alien space craft is travelling through a dimensional rift and is surrounded by white light. Panel 2: The ship comes out of warp drive. Through the viewing window we now see a reddish purple planet with rings around it. The alien’s home world. Panels 3 and 4: The space craft draws nearer to the planet. Panels 5 and 6: The craft drops down through the planets atmosphere. Through the dust of the rings and past the clouds. Panels 7, 8, and 9: The planet’s surface is revealed. It is jagged and harsh with a poisonous looking lake cutting through the landscape. The ship touches down, kicking up a cloud of dust.8 panel comic Panel 1: We look down at the alien’s body as he removes his seat belt. Panels 2 and 3: The alien gets up and makes his way towards the large circular door at the back of the ship. Panels 4 and 5: The alien releases the door mechanism. He is home. He has destroyed an entire planet and population and he will face no consequences. Or so he thinks. Unfortunately for him, the door to his ship opens to reveal… Panel 6: Lieutenant Columbo standing on the planet’s surface. The detective is looking at a small black rift hovering in the air in front of him. He addresses the alien directly and says “Sir, is this a window into an endless void?” Panel 7: Columbo takes a closer look at the rift and continues, “Mrs Columbo wants one of these things” Panel 8: Tossing up his hands in mock exasperation, he adds “I said to her, why do you wanna stare into an abyss? We gotta tv!”
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