Bit rich to be eye rolling at Farage making up shite about the police saying the count wasn't safe when Labour MPs and outriders have been squealing that the scum are out to get them and they must he protected from accusations of helping genocide. Innit.
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There is a way to closer relations with Europe. Expecting the entire continent to move for the UK is not it. Me in @eastangliabylines.co.uk Do read and share 👇
The new Boles proposals: no. Me in @eastangliabylines.co.uk TlDR: Briitons talk politics, Europeans serve the drinks (but I know you're all going to read it cos you're interested lovely people) eastangliabylines.co.uk/news/brexit/...
The new Boles proposals: no. Me in @eastangliabylines.co.uk TlDR: Briitons talk politics, Europeans serve the drinks (but I know you're all going to read it cos you're interested lovely people) eastangliabylines.co.uk/news/brexit/...
Britons talking to Britons: the Brexit mistake we keep making
Another 'ingenious' plan for Europe founders on a familiar problem: nobody seems to have asked what Europe actually wants
eastangliabylines.co.uk
I do not think the newspapers’ pet fascist being embarrassed by an FBPE bin - because the press lads have decided to curtail his electoral prospects and herd the public back to the two main parties, who have equally National Front migration policies and horrible rhetoric - is especially good news.
Government by "the guy everyone hates at conferences who thinks he's smart by asking: have you thought about blockchain?"
Unemployed young people to join AI boot camps to get job-ready
Any anyway, how much of this very expensive and mostly useless computer bullshit was brokered through Peter Mandelson personally? That might help us to understand motivations and effects, and why everyone is being force-fed AI drivel now.
The kind explanation for this is that it’s witless malfeasance. The most likely and heavily evidenced explanation is that our leaders are a gaggle of easily-led idiots who love to say Yes to wealthy Americans. There are more sinister interpretations than that, ones that seem pretty plausible to me.
Yeah, we bought eighteen tons of turkey, so we’re sending unemployed people to turkey boot camps to get job-ready.
Unemployed young people to join AI boot camps to get job-ready
They should have been made to sit cross legged in front of the stage then sing "to be a pilgrim" as the deputy returning office played the organ.
There’s absolutely no way anyone can take any part of this farcical by-election seriously. What a total joke that this was allowed to happen and that Farage - the orchestrator of this total waste-of-time debacle - may try to claim any sort of victory or vindication here.
Just in: People of Clacton set new world record for how much piss they will allow to be openly taken out of them while still asking for more.
The correct move now would be to give Clacton to France
COUNTERPOINT: People who are happy about their election result don't go into hiding.
Top line: Farage will be happy with his raw votes, exceeding 2024 GE total in August by election not contested by other parties shows real enthusiasm. But Binface vote share at higher end of expectations showing as elsewhere opposition is also motivated to turnout against Reform
UK: Fuck off foreigners. Do not come here. We will treat you appallingly. We will blame you for everything. We will charge you a fortune for impossible admin processes. There is nothing for you. Do NOT come here! Also UK: Why will no one come to our universities? www.theguardian.com/education/20...
UK universities face ‘financial crisis’ amid collapse in international students
Higher education figures call on Labour to reverse tax on fees and warn institutions at risk of ‘going under’
theguardian.com
lol Farage refusing to attend the Clacton count is amazing. Being all "this whole thing is simply ridiculous" like he didn't resign and call a by-election a few weeks back. What a fanny.
The British political classes have done all they can to delegitimise and make illegal protests against Israeli war crimes & genocide & any expression of Palestinian solidarity. And what thanks do they get from Netanyahu? None.
It's reported that this accident has not resulted in fatalities or serious injuries. I very much hope that's true!🫰 But it occurs to me that *if* it was caused by rails buckling in the heat, it'll take more than banning disposable barbecues to solve the problem...!🤔 www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl...
Train derails near Lewes in East Sussex, British Transport Police say
The force says it is responding alongside paramedics and the fire service, as Southern Rail says major disruption is expected until 22:00 BST.
bbc.co.uk
Israeli firm BlackCore meddled in New York, Scotland, Angola, Togo elections, says France
TRT World - Israeli firm BlackCore meddled in New York, Scotland, Angola, Togo elections, says France
France's Viginum disinformation detection service exposes global operations of Israeli firm BlackCore, stating that the company's tactics were "not limited to municipal elections in France."
trtworld.com
Spoiler. It's a trail of chicken nuggets leading to a wood chipper. www.thenational.scot/news/2646233...
Monica Lennon unveils plan to oust Jackie Baillie as Scottish Labour's deputy leader
A SCOTTISH Labour leadership candidate has unveiled a plan to oust Jackie Baillie as deputy leader.
thenational.scot
Tomorrows world had flying scooters, luminous suits and automated food dispensers Not this AI slop , boiled alive , dystopian cluster fuck
Quick Andy! Ban bbqs and more people saying "genocide is bad"
Charlwood is now at 37.8°C. The all time August temperature record of 38.5°C (the previous all time UK record) has a small chance of being broken. This is the first time since records began that temperatures have reached 37°C in two consecutive months.
it's hilarious how every article about how universities are terrible places you should avoid is by someone with 2 degrees who made like 17 phone calls to make sure their kids are also in uni
1/5 English Voters have lurched to the right & Labour have eagerly chased their vote. The majority of Scots have seen this & despise where Labour has positioned itself. What is Labour offering Scotland‽ Very little as history has exhibited. EU membership? Never. More autonomy? Never. Cont.
Like I say: a cursed village in the woods where the faithful sing grateful praises to the Elder Gods and the young know not to step out of line, unless they want to find themselves made that year’s harvest sacrifice in the big wicker cock on the hill.
Good. In fact, fucking hooray. Well done us. You horrible wankers.
Scotland at its diverse, proud and magnificent best. But not according to the Daily Mail.
It's Clacton by-election day. Or, if you prefer, Farage-Commons-standards-inquiry-reopening-eve.