Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie)
@lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social
She/her. 36. I pretend to talk about books and games and narrative media but I’m usually just talking about my Dragon Age fanfic ideas. Sometimes NSFW. Minors DNI.
FYI Sincerely, someone who's been feeling extremely ostracized lately.
The problem with the post at the center of the current discourse isn’t that it denies Lucanis’s asexuality or demisexuality. It’s that it implies Caterina forced her grandson to perform acts he did not want to perform. Hope this helps.
The Soprano’s sequel where Meadow’s The Boss. You’re welcome Hollywood, this idea is not free. Venmo me $1 billion.
Jumping on the bandwagon with Daphne’s Pokemon team:
Once I get my hands on a PC copy of Veilguard and this mod you’ll never hear the end of it from me, I will be spamming Daphne-polycule Rook/Rook content until the sun dies and the molecules that were once me wither into an unknowable nothingness (even then you might not be safe)
ClassicLeeChaos (Lee)@classicleechaos.bsky.social · last yr.If you need me for the foreseeable future: Sorry I will be busy living out my OC ship dreams now that there is a Rook to NPC tutorial out Rooks pictured belong to @hightowerqueen.bsky.social @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social @orangeandclover.bsky.social and myself
When a cheddar is so sharp it’s got little crystally bits in it? 🫦
Good day in WI to bust out my favorite shirt
Me, every time I’m in a group of people all staying in the same place: we should probably watch the pilot of The Magicians later.
So weird how BTVS Season 5 just doesn’t have an episode 15 and season 6 doesn’t have a 19? So bizarre.
Been doing a BTVS rewatch and when Giles gets all tough and protective of Buffy after she rejects Spike? Woah. 🥵 Hahahahaha 🙃
Just realized I am an adult with access to an espresso maker, Fluff, and peanut butter and actually nothing is stopping me from making Fluffernutter lattes every morning.
"i judge your ship if" i am judging *you* for typing that out in public instead of a groupchat if it's not for reasons like racism/homophobia/transphobia/etc
Do…do people know that what others imagine in their own headcanons don’t affect your own imagination? I can break up whoever I want in my own head and they can. Still be together in yours. You don’t have to imagine it just because someone else likes to.
me, thinking i'm feeling ok despite being on the first day of my period and a new round of hormonal meds: wow it's funny that this time they aren't really affecting me 🙂 also me, watching the graduation battle scene in S3E22 of Buffy:
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Natalie Dormer for Daphne Ingellvar. I have A Thing for weird little pouty cat mouths 😭
griffon the vampire slayer 🧄🪦@abigaillovely.bsky.social · last yr.It's #DAFanFriday and I have a question for you 🫵🤓 Who would you cast to play your Dragon Age protag in a live action series/movie? 🎥🎬 Quote or reply 🤗 #dragonage #dao #origins #da2 #dai #datv #veilguard #dablorbos #fancast #qotd
Anyway the succubi lesbians are going pretty well i think i dunno there’s boobs so my judgment is pretty clouded.
Happy Pride, if you think you see me writing about a straight couple, no you don’t: they’re both bi ✌️
happy pride month from ALL of my dragon age OCs. yes. all of them. i have created an army of gays and we WILL defeat you
"Not everything has to be gay!" I disagree. Everything needs to be gayer and I won't stop until it is.
(Look I drew something for the first time in months) Zev doesn’t have to lift a finger with my warden around 😘 #dragonage #zevranarainai #dragonageorigins
"gratuitous romance is as bad as gratuitous sex" you are so boring. you are so sad. you are unable to experience joy. I hope you heal
Great news, The Council has decided it’s because they’re Secret Toxic Exes (not just that Lucanis had a crush on Viago)
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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie)@lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · last yr.Like pre-WMJ, pre-Ossuary Lucanis, you were a “DEMON”?! Imagining how he earned that snide remark from Viago drives me crazy. I love him.