goose

@marvelousgoose.bsky.social

the name’s goose! 25, he/him. pfp from pepperjackets picrew, banner by @sinnamoonbvn over on tiktok this is a dragon age account where i post about my blorbo OCs and also blackwall sometimes. and occasionally other things. here for fun :3

one of these men can be described as having a “slutty little waist,” the other is just hot i need everyone to STOP saying that arthur morgan has a slutty little waist. he is a brick shithouse even dying of tuberculosis. JOHN MARSTON has the slutty little waist. christ

a screenshot from red dead redemption 2, primarily of arthur morgan’s backside. he’s a very attractive man, and he does not have a particularly small waist. he’s just muscular and sexy. another red dead redemption 2 screenshot, primarily of john marston’s backside. now THIS man has a slutty little waist. like his shoulders are a normal broadness for how tall he is, but his hips are like HALF the width of his shoulders. it’s kind of insane how tiny his waist is.

I also do not have the energy or words to comment on everything I see and like, but I think we do need to collectively try a lot harder to say *anything* in the comments of pieces we enjoy. Things hit my feed with tons of likes, tons of shares, and ZERO comments, like honestly wtf. We can do better.

also i KNOW i keep saying this and then i keep changing my mind (i just really enjoy fiddling around in the veilguard CC i cannot lie) but. gwen in veilguard graphics just dropped yes the glasses are new. it’s what they deserve (although i am considering trying a different frame from this mod)

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yk this is kind of ridiculous but it does make me genuinely sad that the wedding scene in big fish (the musical) isn’t sung through at all, bc that means it’s completely absent from the cast recording :( it’s literally one of the most important scenes imo !!!

for the first time ever, i have ACTUALLY completed all of the shards and all of the shit in the forbidden oasis i will never do this ever again holy fucking shit. but god am i proud to be able to say i did it ONCE lmao

i have been thinking about gwen and blackwall hanging out with gwen’s niblings ALL DAY bc gwen does have a small army of nieces and nephews and all of those kids are precious (and they all absolutely adore their uncle thom)

thinking about alistairs rose that he picks in lothering to give to a romanced warden & carries with him VS loghain being useless with plants but his wife loved roses so he carried a rosebush with him across the country and refused to let anyone else touch it even though it cut him a bajillion times

so this coffee shop is selling tarot stickers in blind packs that are meant to be three card readings, and i got one—wasn’t expecting much but i have been attacked, RUDE

a photo of three holographic tarot sticker cards, from left to right: 4 of cups, the hanged man, and the hermit. below is a slip of white paper that reads: 

FOUR OF CUPS - THE HANGED MAN - THE HERMIT

you’re in a period of emotional retreat, whether by choice or not. you may be feeling stuck, but it’s actually the perfect time for a realignment. take some time to reflect & try using new perspectives to breakthrough. 

your reading was done by britney at mz. jones’ curio

but also pls pray 4 me, one of the puppets for this goddamn show is so big i have no idea how we’re gonna fit it in the truck and travel with it 😭😭 and i just KNOW it’s gonna be me helping john fit it in there every load in/load out. augh