Explaining fraud to an American: imagine someone lying about a burger
Garrett Gilchrist@garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 2d ago
MC Nietzsche
@mcnietzsche.bsky.social
He/him, sometimes weird text and also a place where I talk about my hobbies and especially about the Mets
Garrett Gilchrist@garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 2d ago
One time I was working in a museum and we came across an unopened vial of liquid opium and you bet your ass I sent this to every person on the team
Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics@oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 9mo ago
Claude, make a pixel perfect recreation of my HS, make no mistakes. Make me cool. Make it so my friends can join me in high school at the cool kids table. Recreate my crush and have her fall in love with me. Make no mistakes. Sell my house to fund tokens for this.
Therapists turn wives against husbands. Children against fathers. Neighbors against me.
Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4w agoAbusive parents blaming therapists for kids cutting ties is just an evolution of abusive husbands blaming therapists for wives divorcing their asses. The epidemic is dogshit people hiding behind the title of "parent" finally being called dogshit people
Multi-part remake of Chrono Trigger, each time period getting the equivalent of a full game of 100 hours, one thousand minigames, and also Ayla winks at me.
✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪@jongraywb.blacksky.app · 2w agoI really want a remake of Chrono Trigger because that is 10,001% my comfort game, but I’m also really afraid they’d expand it to Final Fantasy 7 Remake lengths which feels *very* unnecessary but also maybe I’m okay with that because, I dunno, as I said, I really want a remake of Chrono Trigger. 😤
The old lady flips over a tarot card showing a tornado striking a refinery. Trump asks if that’s good
Has there been a meme more prescient for TV than Surf Dracula? On my mind for no particular reason after the end of Lanterns
White Sox you just stop. Your bats too tough. Your gloves too good. Your smoke too bad. Your vibes too electric. They’re gonna kill you
bruh what do you think Thanksgiving is going to be like when Preston Mattingly has to fire his father
JCO discourse has me wondering if Claude could write a satisfying conclusion for Name of the Wind trilogy. A draft in three parts, if you will
MLB should have kept the Braves v Phillies WC game 3 at 2PM as a bit
Do you think the Pope woke up other people at Vatican City with his screaming when that ball left the yard?
Wow Michael King allowed a hit after 7 innings he must be washed
I'm watching this game the way Doubleday intended us to
bruh what do you think Thanksgiving is going to be like when Preston Mattingly has to fire his father
I would kill to be in the room when Preston Mattingly has to fire his dad on Monday.
Every time I look at Mr redlegs all I can see is Judge Doom. DO YOU REMEMBER ME EDDIE. WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER
"Le Chonk"@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · last mo.Mr Redlegs has been compromised out of an abundance of caution after mainlining 9 straight days of manosphere related content. There are no mourners.
Craig Breslow, the cause of, and solution to, all of Boston’s problems
MLB Trade Rumors@mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 4w ago
I’m in downtown Minneapolis getting breakfast and this guy has a wooden sign hung up saying “I DID build this business” and bruh Obama was 20 years ago get over it Good breakfast though
In da twin cities can catching a ball game as one does
