She’s got a headache back cramps boobs are heavy She’s feelin bloated already ate too much spaghetti Lining’s shedding, on her chin a pimple’s reddening To a head, and she keeps on forgetting To buy tampons at Vons she’s in line She says sorry forgot something To the checkout guy
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Writer, science nerd, boy crazy, Dodger fan. she/her. I made a book & won best dramatic screenplay at #AFF2021. Opinions my own & often wrong. The least influential Amanda on bluesky per bsky38.com
What no one warned me about my 40s was that my teenage-era period cramps would come back with a vengeance, but this time chocolate chip cookies are $4.25 each
Hundreds of billionaires in California and not a single one can open a dozen Mrs Fields franchises, bunch of failures
This is particularly notably insane because while yes he lies like he breathes etc etc There is contemporaneous audio of him bragging about his real estate portfolio that day that was newsworthy *at the time* and in subsequent years for its callousness. www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
Trump's 'disgusting' 9/11 brag resurfaces in New York building claim
Hours after the collapse of the Twin Towers at the World Trade Center, Donald Trump was on the phone with New Jersey's local TV channel, WWOR.
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Trump claims that after 9/11, "I went down, I was building a building in New York, and I went down there very shortly thereafter -- the following day, you couldn't go down the same day -- and we worked long and hard"
i'm sorry is the president of the united states lying about having personally assisted with the response to an era-defining american tragedy on national television lol
Trump claims that after 9/11, "I went down, I was building a building in New York, and I went down there very shortly thereafter -- the following day, you couldn't go down the same day -- and we worked long and hard"
Vaccine conspiracism is overwhelmingly clustered among the religious, white and affluent. It’s a function of conservative ideology and bad faith media. Being nicer to MAHA types will not ‘bring them into the fold,’ it will only increase their sense of entitlement.
Finally walked through the empty apartment upstairs from mine and now I’m back home feeling guilty for coveting my neighbor
I mean yes, but so is Superman, except instead of superspeed, Reacher spouts a related but possibly not relevant fact about a scenario like Golden Age Robin
I mean the entire fantasy of Reacher is pitched at sensitive liberals: what if big man just punched the bad people?
Stereotype of Bluesky: Sensitive liberals Truth about Bluesky: Far more Reacher fans than you could ever imagine
Very grateful for Past Amanda who set a reminder a month ago for today to request October 4th off at work and also included the reason why in the reminder ( to watch @clairewillett.bsky.social’s livestream)
When you fall into the thought pattern of "AOC is just meeting with the leader of MAHA to discuss points of agreement", you've internalized the premise that your opponents should be given space to set the terms of compromise. If AOC was meeting with AIPAC to "discuss overlap" you'd see the problem
Once a week some guy posts in r/needlepoint with a link to the app store for an app he made for his wife to design her own canvases and every time it’s just a shittier version of the industry-standard needlework design apps, just a constant stream of AI slop code
Find someone who loves you as much as an Antiques Roadshow appraiser loves an unpolished patina
Dorothy Parker hated Winnie the Pooh. Deeply and viscerally. Her publisher compared her publicly to AA Milne. She published a poem about how the comparison made her want to drink cyanide. (Orig source: algonquinroundtable.org/parkerandmil...)
Tell me a fun fact.
I’m the least influential Amanda on this website 🫡
Fans love/d Chris Taylor because he was gritty, sure, but to ignore the fact it’s largely because he was & still IS an incredibly decent human being & has love in his heart for absolutely EVERYBODY is insane. Also, he basically said I was right once & now I can hold it over everyone, forever.
very certain this is *not* why chris was well loved lol
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Lyle Lyle Crocodile reboot but it’s about a very large man who can only communicate his emotions through songs
Okay wut
First, Mayor Bass retaliated against Nithya Raman by demoting her role in the City’s homelessness efforts. All for daring to run against her. Now she’s had a serious & focused leader on the County-City homelessness commission demoted. We need a mayor who tolerates & welcomes constructive critics.
He uncovered wasteful LA homelessness spending. He was just demoted, without explanation
Justin Szlasa exposed a double-billing scandal and pressed for stronger audits. Mayor Karen Bass and her appointee are not explaining his removal as LAHSA’s audit chair.
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my beloved sister-in-law Kristy (my sister Cat’s wife) is a medical caseworker for CAP NW, formerly Cascade AIDS Project. Their annual AIDS Walk helps fund so many programs for LGBTQ+ Portlanders. please toss Kristy’s walk team a few bucks if you’re able! www.aidswalknorthwest.org/fundraiser/k...
AIDS Walk Northwest 2026
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Need a zone out show so I’m going through old episodes of jeopardy on Disney+ so I look forward to vaguely recognizing half of you in the next few weeks
Ms Magazine was the only national publication that covered our fight for transparency after Beverly Hills employees and council members interfered in the opening of an abortion clinic in the city. I’m forever grateful for Gloria Steinem’s vision and persistence.
After antiabortion extremist groups convinced city officials to help prevent the opening of an all-trimester clinic in Beverly Hills, Calif., where will they try next? From our Spring print issue:
The good news I’ve gotten really good at it the bad news I’ve done half the archive in a month
My friend introduced me to Clues By Sam and I’ve never been so happy and furious at the same time
I think this is a still from the porn clip Ted Cruz liked
the fuck is this kink supposed to be?
Shohei saw the news about Pablo Torre dropping another report tomorrow too huh
Dave Roberts still called the IL “unlikely” for Shohei Ohtani, who reported biceps and neck discomfort last night. The knee is still an issue. Roberts said it’s a matter of the symptoms not improving rather than getting worse.
This skeet was reposted by a resistposter and the reply to repost ratio is how I know the blue wave/resist network on here is all bots
Ms Magazine was the only national publication that covered our fight for transparency after Beverly Hills employees and council members interfered in the opening of an abortion clinic in the city. I’m forever grateful for Gloria Steinem’s vision and persistence.