So I’m currently staying at my boyfriend’s cabin in the forest in California

My phone storage was defiantly and stubbornly around 62GB of an allotted 64 so I did an entire factory reset and now I’m using 23GB and GLOATING over ALL MY SPACE and the fact that I won’t need a new phone

Billy Ocean was AMAZING

This morning we went to see the Richard Dadd exhibition at the RA, then had ham egg and chips for lunch and to the Horniman and now we’re at Crystal Palace to see Tom Jones and Billy Ocean live

just saw a post on tumblr that was like "when are people going to address the sexual violence in so much vampire media????" and I just

Managed to move all my stuff out of the bedbug infested house, get everything ready to store and BOOM as soon as I was done I woke up with a severe chest infection so I’ve been in bed for the last few days gasping and popping antibiotics

Shouting BOOTY SHORTS every 10 seconds as I watch the stupid ass Masters of the Universe movie I HAVE THE POWER

He-Man: I Have The Power Meme

ALT: He-Man: I Have The Power Meme

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Watching Masters of the universe and as a Xennial I am amused and entertained

Because the music they play at work is so random, this week I’ve heard the song No Reptiles by Everything Everything at least 6 times a day which is a change from when we had to listen to Neu! but does mean that I’ve been singing really strange random lyrics under my breath for the past few days

I’m trying to bully my 25 year old housemate/friend into popularizing Elkie Brooks on TikTok

Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.

hey, I just met Zeus and this is crazy but he's a swan and I'm having babies

I haven’t lived in New Jersey for years yet I still rag on Delaware at least once a day.

We have a YanLab opening on our road and so there are a few influencers/idols here and they look unearthly and beautiful

I need a recommendation for a really good pair of straight jeans that will last. Any ideas, people?

Just accidentally called my colleague a fucking cunt in front of a customer

The Bear Sydney Adamu: 'It do be facts tho.'

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King Charles told me the public keeps eating his prime ministers so l asked how many prime ministers he has and he said he just goes to the parliament and gets a new prime minister afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding prime ministers to the public and then his son started crying.

Jonn Elledge@jonnelledge.bsky.social · 2mo ago

King Charles III is about to welcome the fourth Prime Minister of his reign, which is not yet four years old.

On a happier note, because it’s my last month at work they let me do what I wanted for the chalk board; I’ve always wanted to do a tiger.

I haven’t been about for a while. The reason is that I’ve been dealing with bedbugs. Someone in our house infested us with them and it’s been a literal nightmare

While JK Rowling and Amnesty are being mentioned in the same breath it's worth remembering why she lost her job there.

Jack@jackinpogform.bsky.social · last yr.

It's weird to me that discussions of JK Rowling always being a dick never being up the fact she spent her time at Amnesty International drafting books when she was supposed to be documenting war crimes in Africa.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

If you really want to start a fight among whisky nerds just say “Chichibu is over engineered” and walk away

Bf and I butt heads about interior design but 90 day fiancée makes me so grateful that at least we argue about the merits of arts and crafts and NOT whether or not it’s acceptable to own a single reasonable sized table

Celebrate America today by learning about the great butter flood of 1991 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiscons...

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David Roth on the Great American State Fair: defector.com/dead-country...

I am this cat

I have actually quit my job in any case so

It is so dispiriting when people come into our shop and ask for a recommendation, then when you have given your expert advice, they say “Well chatGPT said this!” Like okay, I’m sure the hallucinating computer will give you a better idea of what something tastes like than a human with tastebuds

Have been away in California off grid in the mountains for a few weeks and now I’m back at work 😭 and it’s extremely rainy