Fun things to do in Autumn: - disappear into a malevolent fog - cultivate a fine beard of moss - become a potato wizard - leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch - embrace the darkness within and without you
Hannah the Potato
@hannahthepotato.bsky.social
I seem to mostly skeet about poop. I am a potato. Also skeeting about classic rock music at @deadunclesmusic.bsky.social
Should I reduce my antidepressants at the same time as I ween my dog off of anxiety meds? Y/N?
I'm baaaack listening to grooves made out of physical grooves!
My Dead Uncle's Record Collection@deadunclesmusic.bsky.social · 3w agoHi I’m back. Apologies etc. I flit & I float between hobbies, and this season I feel like listening to records again. This time I have a spreadsheet started and I will be harsher in my keep/not-keep judgments! I need to isolate my turntable because the needle skips with footsteps.
I used to give my boy apple cores (he would need to chew, not swallow whole, 100+ seeds to be at risk of cyanide poisoning) until he became disinterested in them. He always wanted to eat the bananus out of the peel, however.
Courtney Milan@courtneymilan.com · 4mo agoMy dog: comes running across the yard at top speed, even though I haven't called him, and sits at my feet Me: what? Him: PLEASE Me, realizing I am eating a banana: Oh, right, you banana loving weirdo.
3.5 years ago I got one of the new fancy phones that fold in half. I knew it was only a matter of time before the screen broke in a spectacular way, but I took a chance for love. I put up with the flickering white line at the fold and the dead spot these last months. 1/2
Reminds me of the absolutely perfect, isolated Washington coast beach I camped at with the Google review: "gross" and "too much seaweed."
oh NOOO I missed it earlier and no longer feel clever. And I have to open 5 other documents to ctrl+F "respectfully."
Hannah the Potato@hannahthepotato.bsky.social · 4mo agoFavorite fix of the day: Respectfully --> Respectively "... are summarized in Tables 1–5, respectively." #AmEditing #EditorSky
Favorite fix of the day: Respectfully --> Respectively "... are summarized in Tables 1–5, respectively." #AmEditing #EditorSky
It's been 1 week now. I miss my dog. adopted July 30, 2018 2017 - 2026
Sunrise on Sunday, March 1. A good start to a day exploring Olympic National Park.
Do you think god ever worries about whether we’ll forgive him
Don't worry. I didn't fall for that rookie mistake. I kept my spectacles clenched in my first.
Hannah the Potato@hannahthepotato.bsky.social · 11mo agoThe worst part about going to the dentist is when they offer to take your glasses and then direct you to ANOTHER ROOM for X-rays.
The worst part about going to the dentist is when they offer to take your glasses and then direct you to ANOTHER ROOM for X-rays.
Daily affirmation you don’t have to be that good at anything
I want a movie about the Lewis and Clark expedition but it's actually a stoner bro road trip cult classic.
It's never a good sign when, after being dressed for 3 hours, I can't remember if I put on deodorant.
Outside my work I have the choice of 2 hotdog stands. Previously, I've gone to Dog in the Park because they do not blast loud dance music. Today I chose Nola Dog to save $4. I had to stand by the speakers to order and I regretted my choice.
Anyway it’s so weird that all these end stage things are happening but all we still have to do regular chores and get dental care and stuff
He is one of the worst people to ever live but I’m sorry this is very funny www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
Not good day for me and public transit, apparently. At the stop before mine an older white man got on the bus and talked loudly about Trump and "fucking immigrants." Presumably because the guys sitting near him were speaking Spanish. 1/
On the train to work 2 people sat next to me then quickly moved away... Am I smelly today??? Aaaghhh!!!
In two days I am leaving the country for an exciting vacation. I simply cannot be expected to do any work from now until then. Who would ask this of me.
I'm ready to be done with work so don't NOBODY EMAIL ME for the next 90 minutes.
Hubbers reminding me to eat is the best kind of love