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@jackpersico.bsky.social
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.
Christmas cookies are a legitimate breakfast option for the next week. Don’t let anybody tell you different.
The @economist.com has a long tradition of clever puns and cultural references in headlines but I love how they really go HAM for the podcast titles.
Forever validating that Will Rogers quote: “I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”
Just tried to call someone on my calculator. How’s YOUR day going?
Christopher Nolan to Universal's PR team right now, seeing all the panicked takes.
Siri just announced this song as “Happy from Despicable Me Two Inches.” Just perfection. 🤌😘
Mike White, please set White Lotus season 4 in England and make John Cleese the hotel manager. The world needs this right now.
The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power/Do you know that you can use it?
The Clash - Clampdown (Official Audio)
YouTube video by theclashVEVO
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Hard to think of a better use for the worst song in rock history than a toilet paper commercial.
We Quilt This City :30 – Quilted Queens | Quilted Northern®
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Glad The Last Of Us is coming back because it’ll be relaxing to watch a future less bleak than ours.
So glad to know we have the Democrats to get us out of this mess.
Maybe it’s just the afterglow of the Eagles Super Bowl victory, but I distinctly hear the Eagles fight song in this Bugs Bunny cartoon, starting at 5:00. Right? vimeo.com/163780065
Bugs Bunny - High-Diving Hare (1949) with recreated opening titles
I knew that Warner Bros. would never take down this video. If you want something done, they're on it!
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Pizza ingredients are already so cheap that there’s no excuse for serving something so inedible that you clearly spent absolutely the bare minimum allowed by law. Anyway, hi, I’m at a nine-year-old’s birthday party at lunchtime.
He’s like two or three days away from doing this m.youtube.com/watch?v=V8tE...
Superman II at Rushmore
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This is why, in 2025, I am asking all patriotic Americans to be Uncle Buck.
Julian Sanchez@normative.bsky.social · last yr.In the coming weeks, a lot of slow-on-the uptake folks are going to begin belatedly realizing Trump is both an inept moron and a dangerous autocrat. Our great civic challenge in these trying times will be calmly welcoming them aboard instead of primal-screaming in their faces.
Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.