Sheila Liming

@seeshespeak.bsky.social

reader | writer | professor | Edith Wharton impersonator Champlain College (Burlington, VT) HANGING OUT — hardcover / audiobook / paperback / ebook https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/717263/hanging-out-by-sheila-liming/

Had to grade a ton of student writing this week and developed a list of “real talk” questions to ask them about common issues I saw in their papers. It turned into a surprisingly productive conversation.

Screenshot showing a list of questions: “8. Why do you cite from random shitbags on the internet instead of from any of the qualified, 
vetted, peer-reviewed, reputable, expert sources I assigned for our class readings? 
9. Why did I spend 13 years in college earning a Ph.D. in order to be called “Ms. Liming” in 
papers written by my own students? 
10. Why do you love prepositions—like, love, love, loooooooove them – and hate me

IDEA: rehabilitation centers for the modern, digitally ravaged attention span They could feature activities like lectures, seminar-style discussions, and reading. They could be called colleges, or maybe universities.

One reason to learn about things outside your major is so that you have something to talk about with people at parties and on dates. No amount of money will make up for you being a crushing bore. History majors learn this early but I guess it takes other people longer.

Just completed a new athletic feat that I believe has Olympic-style potential, it’s called walking around all day with not one but TWO copies of Mike Davis’ CITY OF QUARTZ* in your backpack *hardback editions, obvs

Historically, automation tech has commonly made more work for people: the issue is WHICH people. Whether as an excuse for owners to increase the requirements for expectations in a given day, lessen the labor expected of men while raising the expectations for women, etc. "AI" isn't exceptional.

Last night, I had to stop by a music student’s house because she was having a bagpipe emergency and I felt like a c. 1800s country doctor, making a house call (The bagpipe is fine. I tucked it into bed and gave it a hot compress.)

Actual agenda items from an actual faculty meeting I was supposed to attend yesterday but couldn’t because I had another meeting I was supposed to attend scheduled for the same exact time. My colleagues might be lacking in time, but not in humor.

Lyrics of the song “Stand” by R.E.M. formatted as bullet points on a meeting agenda

Threw some Baudrillard at the kids yesterday and they ate it up. One reason I teach theory is that I’ve seen how it can grant students the permission and vocabulary to be smart, and to view their own lives as objects worthy of smart analysis, in ways way pure “skills”-based education cannot.