the real attraction to the hybrid stories where they're like people-sized pets is the ability to be a cat who doesn't have to have a job but CAN read books and be extra annoying.
aleesha 🦊🍁
@foxxcub.bsky.social
miss gay usa starring charlize theron | i write stuff (@foxxcub on ao3) | kpop is my college football | mom to shakespeare the corgi | very old i promise | she/her
no one wants to read the 100k i'd write abt how mingyu took these pics as a last hoorah before e-day and he wears them in a cameo locket on a chain at all times and sits in his bunk in the barracks telling his unit about his "jungkookie jagi" and oh no i'm crying
laur ♡⁷ saw autumn leaves@joonlens.bsky.social · 5h agoeveryone wake up college boyfriend jungkookie just dropped
jm: it's a serious song, hyung, please be respe-- sj: I BIRTHED ALL SIX OF YOU AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET, THE THEFT OF MY JOY, I SEE I SEE
Daily Seokjin⁷ 🐹@dailyseokjin.bsky.social · 11h agoHe felt so wronged!! lmao 😭😂
i saw a thing about ryan murphy rebooting glee and i about walked into traffic bc wdym you're rebooting the most cursed monkeypaw of a show!! throw holy water on that cast, give them 500k life insurance, SOMETHING, because the bad juju is terrifying
i know this isn't new but they live rent free in my head 🤷♀️
when i was in high school marching band we had to run a concession stand fundraiser during my town's fall festival. a kid came up, asked for a suicide, and i backed away from the window like homer into the bush and whispered to my friend "that kid asked for a suicide should we call someone?"
Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman.bsky.social · 10h agoWhat did YOU call all the sodas at once and was it an affront to the concept of mental health awareness?
hobi, a single mother: every day i suffer
adrian⁷🌙@smeraldojmn.bsky.social · 13h agositting next to jinkook has to be like sitting in the cuck chair 😭
It is NOT my fault that I thought that was his massive schlong draped across his leg
col mustard: how many husbands have you had? mrs white: mine or other women's col mustard: yours mrs white: five col mustard: five? mrs white: yes just five
why does he continue to treat his child like a silent movie villain
i can't do this anymore, my chat with @screamlet.bsky.social is just us yelling in despair over these idiots
fae⁷@onthistangent.eurosky.social · 12h agoI can't with jinkook, whenever the camera finds them they're just doing some random shit like this 😭
this is mean-spirited on JCO's part and frankly, i'm offended and hurt by a writer i (used to) respect
Tara O’Connor@taraocomics.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count!
i see BTS continues to be extremely normal about one another
jackirang⁷ ⊙⊝⊜@uhhuhlistenboy.bsky.social · yesterday7 wedding ducks?? 🤔 and they make you feel home??? 🤔🤔🤔 congrats to the happy polycule i guess 🤭
"as i looked for friends to keep me company, cute animals naturally gathered" is THE most namjoon thing he's ever said in 30+ years of life
Anika⁷ ⟭⟬🐋💜@abusra16.bsky.social · 2d agowow apparently Namjoon held an anonymous exhibition 3 years ago in Korea!
not for nothing, when schmitt was the AG in missouri he sued my kid's school district for having a mask mandate during the height of covid
All In with Chris Hayes@allinwithchris.bsky.social · 2d agoWATCH: @chrislhayes.bsky.social breaks down how a GOP senator tried to use a supposed Atlanta Hawks game to prove Jack Smith secretly colluded with Trump prosecutors—only to learn the texts were about the Iowa Hawkeyes game he attended 700 miles away in Maryland.
as a lesbian, woosan building ikea furniture is probably the gayest shit i've seen them do
one thing about me that you have to understand in order to be my friend is that at any moment i can quote jinkx's judy garland snatch game without context. i'll be in the grocery store and blurt out, "well it's a SET, ru, it's not real"
I don’t really get the case of the FOMO a lot (except when I missed out on the Run Seokjin tour), but man… so SO jealous of everyone who’s gonna go see Namjoon’s collection at the SFMOMA. More videos and photos here: www.instagram.com/p/Dd5oX4-FD8g/
the sex demon patted the princess on the head, said "good job boo," and then dipped
the epitome of a fever dream for me is yunho doing a dance series to every song on janet jackson's rhythm nation album
i wish hollywood still made cozy romcoms. where's my modern remake of the shop around the corner, or the reboot of you've got mail starring idris elba and keke palmer
