Punk sweep has finished me

Me getting cramp in the trojan horse

I remember watching home and away as a kid and they were discussing who the real father of sophie's baby was- and I thought the discussion of the 'father' was just the man who would take care of the baby the best. Bless.

Flashing from a very young age. No shame

Watching my sister- after over a week in hospital and still there and barely wanting any food- eating her mash and gravy is music to my eyes

Watched The Other Bennet Sister and relate so hard to Mary Bennet.

"We want people who come over here to integrate but we won't be doing that when we go anywhere ourselves!"

Angry People in Local Newspapers@apiln.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dear Deirdre, how do I stop my children from being French? Yours Englishly, Frustrated Mum Dear Frustrated Mum, [gallic shrug].

How would you know you were killing the correct baby if he doesn't have his little hitler tache

This is how I’ve been woken. Who needs an alarm eh.

Desperate to be wearing a beatles t-shirt and someone to demand me to name three albums. come on cowards, show yourselves.

I FINALLY decided to get my pale legs out so now it's pissing it down. You're all very welcome.

When I first got ‘deeply’ into the Beatles this was my first ‘wow. This album is fucking insane.’

WHAT A FUCKING RECORD@whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 4d ago

60

Thrown out of History class for wasting time rating the superhunks

Shar A@sharal.bsky.social · 4d ago

Probably would

Probably would

Weird how the protect women crowd are fawning over a man who beat up a pregnant woman. What happened to women’s safety- guess it’s not important if the man holds the same opinions as you. What’s a bit of domestic abuse amongst friends?

ironically of course "Rod Liddle" is actually what JK Rowling would name the nonce teacher

Pissing on a grave is much easier than a living subject.

You shouldn't speak ill of the dead is a stupid premise. Should be like a wedding at my funeral- vicar asks if anyone wants to declare anything and I want old acquaintances running in exposing all my misdeeds.

If I wanted respectful comments when I died I would simply not defend paedophillia or beat up a pregnant woman or be an all-round nasty cunt whilst I was alive

Was this the paedo who wouldn't become a teacher because he wanted to shag the pupils and thought looking at child porn shouldn't be a crime? That one?

The National@scotnational.bsky.social · 5d ago

BREAKING: Sunday Times and Sun columnist Rod Liddle has died aged 66 after a short illness

I didn't realise needing a baby otter was quite SUCH an emergency but here we are

In Otter News@in-otter-news.bsky.social · 6d ago

BREAKING NEWS: Small otter does very important small otter activities.

Loved summer as a kid. As an adult, it can fuck off. I’d be happier if I lived as a bat.

Monday

Rubber Soul, Revolver, Sgt. Peppers

Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️@miamurphy.com · 7d ago

What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)

When you have to be polite to the kid who accidentally sat in some paint

Fucking hell Andy Burnham has been engaging with a Thomas Skinner idea

Sorry I don’t actually have his permission to post his image

Shar A@sharal.bsky.social · 6d ago

My friend’s dog has a hell of a fringe

My friend’s dog has a hell of a fringe

We are a deeply embarrassing town.

Every time I attempt a bit of exercise I end up panting like a pervert