I knew the Greens would be kicking themselves for missing a raving antisemite.
Andy Burnham Accepter@jorisbinned.bsky.social · 6h agoHello I'm an idiot
Stephen Graham
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PhD researcher: identity and development in University Service Unit cadets. A bounder, cad, rakehell and villain. Edinburgh.
Andy Burnham Accepter@jorisbinned.bsky.social · 6h ago
A friend turned up at an Airbnb in France to learn she hadn’t read the ad properly. The house comes with a 20 year old cat which must be fed and administered kidney medication twice a day using a syringe. Friend isn’t happy and doesn’t really like cats but is in France with her kids and can’t refuse
Definitely losing weight as my ring's getting looser.
This is just such a mental incident? It's one thing for him to slip through the cracks, another for the party leader to actively support him??
Liam Hoare 🇺🇦@liamhoare.com · 10h agoIt doesn't say much for the Conservative Party that this is the quality of candidate who wants to stand for them now—and that they're willing to defend his selection.
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
I just can’t believe we’re seeing this sort of stuff from a sitting MP Just want to say to British Somalis that you are loved and I’m so, sorry this is happening.
Impressive personal best achieved by the guy on the next treadmill for the most amount of phlegm he's hawking about. Manky fucker.
Scottish exam results are today. Cue my yearly anecdote about the boys from my year who opened their results live on local radio, only for them to be so poor they refused to read them out.
Have come to the cinema and am already regretting it. I had no expectation of there being people here.
Hang on, why are you all assuming it's buggery? They could have been getting tattoos.
The Halfway Post@halfwaypost.bsky.social · 2d agoBREAKING: A brand new “Christian men’s gym” in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have “lust-free workouts” lasted just 6 days before three men were caught “violating Leviticus in the locker room.”
He's also smuggling peanuts, by the look of him.
Anti-Fascism and Far Right@ffrafaction.bsky.social · yesterdayFar right thug who marched as "defender of women" battered his own mum Alan Miller took to streets on march to "Protect Our Women and Kids". We can now reveal that he was convicted of assaulting his own mum at her home www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/far-rig...
SCENE: A man runs panicking from a murder scene. He knows he is the murderer's next victim. He runs to a phone box to call the police and leave the clue that will catch his killer. He flings open the door -
Me, doing a eulogy: 'I'd say he didn't suffer fools, but take a look at this crowd, hey-oooohh!' *golf swing mime*
honestly Monday takes so much flak when the real enemy is Tuesday
Why are the sub-titles to Spider-Man movies all so shite, though?
Hearing news that Jimmy Cricket has died. What a lovely man he was.
What lasting cultural or literary footprint do any of these professional contrarians have, though? That's the real lesson.
The death of Rod Liddle suggests a corresponding death of a Rod Aldi.
If you can't say anything nice, just chuckle along as everyone else puts the boot in.
Caught your boyfriend making deepfakes of the LNER puppet.
Wrestling is fantastic, because you can find a photo like this and in all honesty you can say, "yes, this depicts two men who both had trade meetings with Fidel Castro against the wishes of their governments".
Would I Lie to You? (16th September 2011). Did Terry Wogan deliberately set fire to his colleague's scripts when they were live on air?
Idea for Burnham: a national raffle where a random person who 'actually enjoyed lockdown' is selected to spend a month touring the provinces in the stocks.