Just been to see The Odyssey. This bit was scary.

it's giving they were roommates

every day is ground hog day when u gotta big penis

Inventing a new thing sales thing called business-to-customer (B2C)

Tell me you're heterosexual without telling me you're heterosexual

Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · 4h ago

Men's underpants should only ever come in black or really dark blue. Men who buy white undies are psychopaths.

I don’t understand how you land on a movie premise like “The Purge but for Sex” and immediately go with the people who follow the law and not Sex Outlaws, Fuckin And Suckin Against Authority

love this: The lad in the bear's skin and the King of Arabia's daughter (1914), Kay Nielsen

Bringing this back to EHRC commissioner @sundersays.bsky.social attention. You have a responsibility to uphold equality for all people in the UK. Your organisation is failing badly at this - in fact they are agents of inequality and oppression I hope you’ll actually try and fight this in some way

Elizabeth Taylor@elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 2mo ago

An excellent piece from the civil servant who helped draft the Equality Act and worked a policy and strategy director at the EHRC until resigning under Falkner. I hope @sundersays.bsky.social and the other new commissioners will read this, giving particular focus to this section

To be fair, “Councillors and council elections don’t matter” are a load-bearing part of the “Kemi Badenoch is doing well and the Conservative party’s prospects under her are looking good” thesis.

Chris Terry-Enescu@cjterry.bsky.social · 7h ago

It's OK for criminal ex-neo Nazis to run your bins is a hell of a line.

Seb Payne currently debating on getting a swastika tattoo in the hopes of a safe seat

where are the tumblr witches protecting the moon

love those cutesy family nicknames like John Jr, Mad Uncle Jack, and Paedophile Cousin

Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · 8h ago

"Human rights commissioner removed from role after giving reference for paedophile cousin. "He has now lost his role as Commissioner of the Northern Ireland Human Rights Commission (NIHRC)." [Belfast Telegraph]

a rocket slamming into a moon at high speed u say😏😏😏

Sky News@news.sky.com · 11h ago

SpaceX latest: Abandoned rocket about to slam into moon at high speed

The EHRC code of practice comes in today, bringing in to the UK the most draconian regime for single sex spaces targeting trans people for a liberal democracy in the industrialised, under what is our nominally left of centre governing party.

important to remember that the entire US GDP is actually just election advertising spend in a trench coat

From @greenparty.org.uk

to be fair Matt Damon totally transformed his body and put on ~150lbs to play this role, and we've got to respect that:

please, my cordon sanitaire, she is very sick

Liam Hoare 🇺🇦@liamhoare.com · 8h ago

It doesn't say much for the Conservative Party that this is the quality of candidate who wants to stand for them now—and that they're willing to defend his selection.

imagine spending ~$40 per voter (~$80 per actual vote you got!) in a *primary* and losing? like you could have just giving all the voters $10 and probably done better

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 9h ago

Unfathomable

I bet guys who actually guard gates are super pissed at being lumped in with gatekeeping tbh

kinkifying your trauma all by yourself beautiful?

This passage makes me want to just log off and throw my phone in the river. The discourse on this has officially reached its end

also every time I see the team name I always just think "that's not the name of a professional football team, that's the name of a widely unregulated weight-loss drug"

Ben Jacobs@jacobsben.bsky.social · 19h ago

🚨 BREAKING: Mo Salah set to join Trabzonspor on a two-year contract as a free agent. Trabzonspor confirm they have "begun negotiations". Verbal agreement already in place with Salah with the move set to be formalised this week.👑

This is the same reason why The Godfather sucks as a movie: The characters all talk about being honorable family men but they don't act that way. Total failure.

Will Stancil is about to post that actually he hates bisexuals and thinks The Mummy (2017) is better than The Mummy (1999)