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Raleigh-ish, NC. I’ll procrastinate later.
Daughter: dad, why did you name me Violet? Dad: aww hon, because you were conceived in a field of violets. :) Son: gross dad Dad: shut up dumpster
The way Haley Stevens referred to her opponent as simply “Abdul” was so transparent and inappropriate I didn’t even bring it up to people who defend her because when it’s that fucking blatant what is there even to say
Max Miller is a sick man and my god I feel sick for that young girl jesus Christ. What an abusive oxygen thief the man who fathered her is.
Sounds like a Blake Schwarzenbach side project …that I would have totally been into
Chad Loder@chadloder.dev · 24h agoI saw these guys at the Troubadour before they got big
Capybaras keep their chill while crashing Brazilian legislature apnews.com/article/braz...
Capybaras keep their chill while crashing Brazilian legislature
Capybaras have been making surprise visits to a Brazilian state legislature. These chill rodents strolled into the legislative building in Cuiaba, Mato Grosso, last week, catching lawmakers off guard.
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My dearly departed GP (died at 50 due to a rare cancer) used to call me Dracula’s Dreamgirl because I had “such beautiful blood” and dammit if I don’t feel guilty enough hearing him in my head to donate ASAP though sadly i don’t have type O
Elle Ess@viamarsala18.bsky.social · 2d agoWho is going to find time in their week this week to donate blood? The American Red Cross declared only its second ever national blood crisis in 145 years. There’s only a day’s worth of O+!
Weeo got up out of bed around midnight and went to sleep in his racecar bed with daddy last night and I never got back to sleep so I am completely useless today.
Mogwai Fear Satan by Mogwai The Only Moment We Were Alone by Explosions in the Sky It Takes a Lot to Know a Man by Damien Rice notable exceptions
Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises@juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 4d agoVery very few modern songs that are over 10 minutes long need to be over 10 minutes long.
I really wonder how many of you would improve not just your posts but your entire fucking lives by regularly taking a probiotic
When I say I'm travelling by air, this is what I mean 🎨 Maggie Vandewalle
jokes on you the horse i rode in on would never fuck you
People who move to the Raleigh area and then complain when we get a little snow on the ground and close schools, not understanding the infrastructure reasons and the topography which makes this the correct call every single time. So sorry we want our kids to live, I guess, asshole.
Sanjay Srivastava@sanjaysrivastava.com · 6d agoWhat is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?
Channel 4 can kiss my ass, as can people in the comments here and elsewhere that claim that our grandparents weren’t ADHD. My grandpa sure as hell was, and self-medicated by smoking several packs a day and drinking several pots of coffee. Brilliant man. Smartest I’ve ever known. ADHD AF.
Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · 7d agoChannel 4 has announced documentary “The Great ADHD Myth?” It “seeks to determine whether ADHD is a genuine neurodevelopmental disorder, or a social construct.”
Weeo and I are watching a show called Mittens & Pants on Tubi about a cat and a dog and I kinda want Dan to pick him up a little early today so we can watch the next episode
Today I caught and killed a bug between my bare hands and no one was around to see it
Learned helplessness in men isn’t cute. You couldn’t waterboard this out of me.
Ian Miles Schlong@tedcruznipples.com · 7d agoThis is the craziest headline I've ever seen
Literally just saw a white man say in defense of William Pencils that this site has a Heathers/Mean Girls element and the misogyny is so fucking blatant I didn’t even bother
If I’ve blocked someone I don’t use an alt to see what they think of me; I just think it’s funny that they still often do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[guy eating the potato salad at his wife’s funeral] she would have hated this
