Dan Waterfield
@danwaterfield.bsky.social
SWE building decision intelligence for gov + health + social care / PhD 18c History / Social Democrat / gam zu l'tovah. ✡️ 🇬🇧 in 🇳🇿 (Waimauku)
I used to live in rural Somerset, so you can imagine my shock when I ran into wings over Scotland who ALSO lived in my somerset village.
Weetman skull-measuring incident has reminded me of people who used to "be a thing" on twitter. It's inspired me to do an occasional thread. Feel free to chip in with suggestions/lore/questions.
Ruin a book by adding a word. Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher
Ruin a book by adding a word Clancy's Aftertaste
Mid life crisis stage: bought some lovely running shoes.
Well it doesn’t sound like he was in heaven, in any sense of the term.
Gabe Poirot says he spent 18 days in Heaven and met a Jesus who was six feet tall, made of fire, and overflowing with testosterone. Fox treated this as news. There's no evidence of this. Just a deeply manipulative story and a book to promote. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-christia...
Ahab’s Irish granda checking in with him at Sunday dinner:
How is it, then, with the whale?
We once convinced an American friend to go into Paddy Power to pay the electricity bill in cash.
Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
It’s more humane for the victim than lethal injection, but the livestreaming and revelry around it is peculiarly unsettling because it shows how MAGA refuses to see justice as impersonal and therefore in need of the grotesque medical theatre of lethal injection.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says the public will be able to watch the Fort Hood shooter's execution
This is the oldest sample of Hebrew text with European musical notation. It's an autograph manuscript of Obadiah the Proselyte, a Norman-Italian priest who converted to Judaism in 1102. He traveled to Egypt and Syria, using his knowledge of Gregorian Chant to record Hebrew poetry. @theul.bsky.social
The BBC hates anything that might be construed as having serious cultural weight. It sees it, at best, as out of touch and at worst ‘elitist’. Which it drives it into becoming by treating it with scorn.
I hate this so much. The BBC should be providing good quality, good value programmes that the private market won't cover. You and Yours (which I kind of hate), Thinking Allowed and Free Thinking are exactly the sort of programming that the BBC is i) good at, ii) not haemorrhaging money to make.
An internal investigation has found me to be the hottest and funniest man ever to walk God’s clean earth, as it happens
🚨 BREAKING: An internal investigation at Reform UK has found Nigel Farage’s close aides broke no laws over the undercover documentary Farage now intends to “aggressively” sue the journalists
The waters at bath: far away, expensive Drinking from the wash near Boston, Lincolnshire: close, affordable.
When you're stopped by a cop Who inspects your laptop That's... a moray? 😧
That’d work with the bestiality I guess.