a while back at a Tex-Mex restaurant I saw a server exit the kitchen holding a hot but silent skillet of fajitas, squirt the skillet with a bit of water so it suddenly erupted into a loud sizzle, then hurry it over to the table. The feeling I had in that moment is how Joe Rogan must feel 24/7
Rasy
@lifewinds.neocities.org
Before you set off on your quest, I have to warn you that somewhere in space and time, another you has appeared simultaneously, and they are looking for the same thing as you...
Moral OCD will have you believing that the only correct course of action in life is to surrender all worldly possessions and then vaporize into the ether
the knicks' ring ceremony was cool. i think marriage should be between two people but at the end of the day it's not really about what i think
Do not interact with me if you like soap, hot tea, kittens with mittens or oxygen even ironically
we can't make out with each other's bladder so what's the point
A very cute duo for @lifewinds.neocities.org #furry #furryart
5 Dollars spooky sketches!! If you are interested just send me a DM (here or in discord works) They are going to be waist up quick sketches, similar to the one in the image (chibi is optional), you can ask for you OC, a friends OC or any character you like :3 #furry #furryart
Unfortunately due to federal cuts we will have to be cutting down the oxygen factory
lol I’ve been annoyed by a sticky door for like a year and just tightened six screws in 30 seconds and completely fixed it. i refuse to learn from this
Im going to have so much experience for when I finally have my midlife crisis
3 years ago, #FZERO99 changed my life more than you could ever know 🎧🔊🎶 so grateful for working on it with a wonderful team and for the many pilots around the world who are so passionate about racing together and sharing that love very special project, happy anniversary 🎂
nike reveals new Seth Edition jerseys for 2026-2027 season
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
(punt is blocked) Al Michaels: Oh ... and the Broncos will get great field position ... (go-ahead TD with zeroes) Al Michaels: And it's caught ... game over ... (player spontaneously combusts) AM: Some ... unusual activity on the field here ... (the universe ends) AM: ... not sure what's going on