New idea: Spin on "Big Walk" called "Wig Balk" where you have to spot who has real hair or not

had a thought that the treatment absols would get from humans could be very different depending on how they were perceived first and i kinda wanted to draw a chunky absol, too

luxray specs "Luxray's ability to see through objects comes in handy when it's scouting for danger." #pmd #MysteryDungeon #MundoMisterioso #espeon #luxray

Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison: "They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."

news: the white men are playing video games. and they are uploading it

i do truly despise engagement metrics. truly an inhuman way to view anything

the barenaked ladies must pay reparations for the big bang theory theme song

I don’t believe in this shit though. I can tell if blood is any good by watching it

villain monologues seem so unrealistic until you start doing them yourself

if you think im weird or even an immoral freak it is because you are correct

im attracted to whatever size breasts i have

Dude check the weather report right now apparently there's a black wind that flows through your body and drops all your weapons to level 1 outside. Stay inside dude.

POV: It's a hot day and you want a drink from the cooler.

baseball historical data: we at retrosheet have found that on august 2nd, 1911, bricky sticks did not in fact advance to third on a fielder's choice. we regret the error nfl historical data: in 2023 a center snapped the ball to himself and scored a -109 yard field goal. what a play by [NULL]

You were, basically, stealing from Subway. They had their rules for their company and you decided not to abide by them. What you do with your own business is up to you but what you did was wrong at Subway.

I feel bad, but I know why I feel bad, so therefor I dont actually feel bad.

About to put the trans girl under for surgery when, just to be sure, I ask her if she wanted one womb or two

me if I were seal!!!!! 🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

is this UTDR fandom in the room with us?

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

hi jalen, jon from secret base. back here. hi. what do you think when you look around the league and see, because sometimes it's like, oh! you know? and then there's some other things where it's just kind of like whatever. and i guess my question is, what's the whole, like what do you, uh. thanks

Youve been a very bad girl. No more looking at wikipedia articles of plane crashes.

I've lived by these words for twenty years, believe in them.

Alcippe, the Rat Lady@giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 2mo ago

let your weight down onto her, if she dies she dies. lord hades honour this pussy im about to suffocate under

this pride month, look into the controversy of a transfem in your life beyond the surface level regurgitation of screencaps and discover the readily available information that proves her innocence before she loses the ability to defend herself forever

There is no such thing as clean glasses