How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
Doug Hanke
@dougmakingstuff.com
Full-stack developer living in Portland. Avid reader, coffee drinker, Pikmin wrangler. I watch a lot of MST3K and Columbo.
What a great time to cancel your Gruniad subscription
The Great ADHD Myth? review – the most controversial show of the year is here
“Thou shalt not make a computer that rips off Charles Shultz’s beloved Peanuts characters to make a dumb point on Facebook” was the opening sentence to the Orange Catholic Bible’s first edition.
I really do not think we get out of this without butlerian jihad, this is not a joke I don't see any other way out
A good way to think about the relevance of James Carville is if someone who worked on Grover Cleveland’s successful 1892 campaign spent all their time critiquing FDR’s 1932 campaign as not being the real Democratic Party that Cleveland represented.
The Murderbot season 2 cast list just announced, and every reveal is a winner. Plus the return of the Sanctuary Moon cast! Love it! youtube.com/shorts/UEWlT...
Oh, great. Even more stupid humans.Your first look at the cast of #Murderbot Season 2.
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*Flips over a chalkboard with ABC written on it* ABC! A: Always! Be: Be! C: Carrying a tub of salsa! Always be carrying a tub of salsa! Always be carrying a tub of salsa!!
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa https://theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he-becomes-when-hes-around-salsa/
If you've ever said "writing isn't just writing, it's thinking through ideas" this comic is for you, it's a love letter to the brain and all of the cool things it can do, but especially creativity and imagination.
My award-winning comic BRAINS is available on my shop! You can snag a copy for $15. It's 40 pages of colorfully illustrated visual meditations on the brain, cognition, thinking, perceiving and BEING human in the face of all this so-called AI garbage. Brains... I just think they're neat!
How I ask my wife to please get a can of soda for me as I am trapped by a smol dog.
Long distance
an administration objectively of, by, and for the very highest slivers of the financial elite that nevertheless gets described as "populist" or representative of "real" America
“In all, 57 Trump officials are worth at least $100 million, including 17 ambassadors and the remaining 40 in senior posts across the executive branch.” apnews.com/article/trum...
my first novel, THE TOWER, is available everywhere june 22 2027 💙 pre-order: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
The LEGO Movie, because everything is awesome, everything is cool when you’re part of a team.
Name which film world you'd step into for a week.
It’s as if all the talking heads complaining about kids eating too much avocado toast were completely out of their gourd. Hmm. I wonder what U6 is right now. 7.9%, which is lower than I expected. fred.stlouisfed.org/series/U6RATE
Total Unemployed, Plus All Persons Marginally Attached to the Labor Force, Plus Total Employed Part Time for Economic Reasons, as a Percent of the Civilian Labor Force Plus All Persons Marginally Atta...
Total Unemployed, Plus All Persons Marginally Attached to the Labor Force, Plus Total Employed Part Time for Economic Reasons, as a Percent of the Civilian Labor Force Plus All Persons Marginally Atta...
fred.stlouisfed.org
The only other time it has been this high was during the Great Depression. It was 48% at the height.
This is the story of a man named “Stanley.” Yellow Adventure Line. If you know, you know. youtu.be/fBtX0S2J32Y?...
The Stanley Parable Launch Trailer
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Name a videogame that changed the way you see games.
One gem that I rediscovered last week is the incremental game SPACEPLAN. Did you know that there was a remaster a while back adding a whole second campaign? I did not, and it was a delight. Great UI and soundtrack, too. Save the universe with potatoes. store.steampowered.com/app/616110/S...
SPACEPLAN on Steam
SPACEPLAN is an experimental piece of interaction based partly on a total misunderstanding of Stephen Hawking’s A Brief History of Time.
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On top of this: I have so many books to read. I know, I’ll put a bunch of holds at the library that all come in simultaneously!
I've got plenty of books and comics to read [brings home more books and comics] I've got plenty of DVDs/Blu-rays to watch [brings home more DVDs/Blu-rays] repeat 'til death
Everything I know about Kingdom Hearts is from playing a bit of the first game and then this Dunkey video. I did not know there were so many Soras floating around. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1i...
Kingdom Hearts Explained
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All hail the InfoWars Elf, this has instantly become appointment watching. (Also the Jim Haggerty Show referencing the glory days of The Onion Digital and Porkin' Across America makes me hope for eventual Lake Dredge Appraisal and Sex House tie-ins)
The Onion's Infowars is destroying what's left of Alex Jones' reputation and getting Sandy Hook families paid aftermath.site/aftermath-hour...
Tossup between: Novik's Temeraire series (Napoleonic dragons? SIGN ME UP) Banks' Culture novels (anthology series) Alan Moore's Supreme comics (and a possible spinoff series with the planet of super-dogs)
youve got 5.6 billion to make a 7 season 56 episode show airing over 15 years, wdyd
I am vengeance! I am the night! I am... not sure if I left the stove on in the Batcave?
I couldn’t get more than 20 seconds in without being overcome by fremdschämen
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I hate that we have let the nastiest racists on earth define and redefine our language. From "woke" to "DEI." Trump's policies are not anti-DEI. They are racist. US firms did not abandon DEI policies. They fired competent black women in droves on the basis of race and sex.
DEI means recruiting the best candidates and appealing to the widest possible customer base - which results show is good for people, and for business www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
Every time I come across this, I have to watch it again. It's the voice. "MISS CIGARETTES"
Wait, they did this instead of giving $600 million to a billionaire? Unpossible!
HUGE: Seattle will provide free meals to all public school students, starting this fall. This week the city council unanimously approved $3.6 million to offer universal school meals. /1
welcome to the field of dreams, an homage to a movie revolving around men banned for life from baseball for gambling. brought to you by fanduel
only now realizing the field of dreams game happened and this is all so unbelievably stupid
The @realinfowars.bsky.social commitment is unreal. Last night had the memorial for Tim Heidecker, complete with three rounds of quizzes and a leaderboard. I honestly have no idea where they go from here. Tim has a twin, maybe?
Thinking of that map of how far each generation could wander from home that gets smaller each time. These kids might as well be walled up in the basement like a sherrry aficionado.
kids today are literally confused about whether "partying" was real or an urban legend
Having one of those days where I want to make an incremental clicker game for reasons