Yonah

@yonah-at-sea.bsky.social

fandom account, mostly here for The Untamed, SongXue(Xiao) and NieYao/3zun. also lots of baseball 🤷 she/her, 30s. ama @ ao3. profile art @littlesmartart🏳️‍🌈📝♓️

It was never properly explained - interference from Q was a common suggestion - but for a standard day, regardless of what drink you ordered from a replicator, on any Starfleet ship, it would serve the same thing: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Pro tip: If you walk into a museum and ask the staff if they are volunteers or college students and presume they’re not doing anything when they’re staffed at a gallery desk, they hate you.

Tucking a bottle of homemade salad dressing under my jacket like a little baby bird because I have no hot water again but I need the olive oil to melt goddamnit.

I’m pretty sure my one same-title coworker is under the impression that I’m somewhat lazy/she does a lot of the work, and rn I’m looking through her notes and reminded about how 1) that’s partly true but only because 2) SHE IS DOING TOO MUCH.

I’m trying to make dan dan noodles for dinner today and I could NOT find ya cai in the Asian grocery store after SCOURING the vegetable aisle. I figured I had a decent selection of potential substitutes at home… the internet is telling me otherwise 😭

A couple of weeks ago I tried to read a fairly well-received novel on a Serious Topic and had to give up within the first 10 pages because every single page was like “Hey did you know that Topic is bad? Topic is bad! People who support Topic are bad! My character suffers because of Topic!”

I’m still contemplating how I might be able to use this as inspiration for a good NieYao role swap AU. I loooove role swap/minor universe alteration fics and I haven’t gotten to write many in this fandom? But the Nies pose a challenge.

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I tried to make baked beans from dry and apparently the one I tested for doneness was an outlier :/ they’re mixed in with the sauce and other ingredients in the slow cooker and are just now starting to soften 6.5 hours later.

I'm not exaggerating, Jeffrey Lurie needs to hire an independent investigator to review the entire decision making process that led to Jalen Hurts not only playing that game in London, but then getting onto a transatlantic flight back. He could have died, heads need to roll.

I got a seasonal job at Macy's. attended a single training shift in which I watched a weird anti-union video and followed around an associate who was largely too busy to talk to me. I was given no shifts for two weeks and then a single shift starting at like 4am on Thanksgiving Day--

Better Things Are Possible@internethippo.bsky.social · 2w ago

In honor of the fired lady tell me about your shortest job tenure. I worked at a candy store for less than 2 weeks when I was like 16

I stg, my number one life hack: adjust your vocabulary in emails to always say “attached is” rather than “here is.” Most email programs will then send you a pop-up warning if you hit send without attaching a file. This has been saving my life for a decade or more at this point.

I'm watching Story of Yanxi Palace and this is only like #5 or 6 on the list of things I enjoy about this series. but it is quite nice to watch historical fiction that isn't totally disdainful of the concept of a woman doing embroidery.

got recommended a post on instagram from a vegan nutrition coach about animal-based ingredients that people might not recognize on the ingredients label and... listen, otoh I completely understand that a lot of these seem like the food industry is trying to trick you. I do think ppl who are vegan

just realized my roommate managed to ruin one of my nice olive wood cooking utensils while I was gone :/ ugh, I'm going to have to ask him to just stop using my cooking stuff. I care too much about these tools to share them w/ someone who doesn't know what they're doing.

I am taking SO many notes for this novel and stealing SO many legal pads from work 🫣 listen if I take at least one page of work notes it counts as a legitimate use, right?

Okay, well-traveled people, I need advice. My flight out of Tokyo was delayed long enough that I’m going to miss my connecting flight home, but ANA sent me an email saying they had found me an alternative flight and I should click a link to confirm. Problem is the link doesn’t work.

I love fall so much. I've lived in Vermont my whole life and foliage season still seems like such a completely bonkers and beautiful thing to happen every year. It never gets old. 🍂

Photo of a pile of leaves on vibrant dark green moss. I collected lots of fallen leaves of different colors from different plants and trees and arranged them in an egg-shaped gradient going from green at the top to yellow and then orange and then red to darkest reds at the bottom.

We went and found the Lego sukkah. It’s in Oak Park, MI, and it was built by Menachem R., with help from his nieces and nephews. During the Jewish holiday of Sukkot, you build a booth and eat meals outside in it. They’re usually made of wood but he got funky with this one!

Twilight photo of a colorful sukkah built out of giant Lego blocks of every color, with a wooden roof with branches across the top. It has an open weave pattern of blocks, with larger openings at the top.
There is a door on one side. It sits in the driveway of a suburban yard.Color photo of the back of a sukkah built out of giant Lego blocks, sitting in a suburban driveway. It is intensely colorful, with different colors of blocks mingled all together. In some sections there are patterns and in others it is more random.