Yonah

@yonah-at-sea.bsky.social

fandom account, mostly here for The Untamed, SongXue(Xiao) and NieYao/3zun. also lots of baseball 🤷 she/her, 30s. ama @ ao3. profile art @littlesmartart🏳️‍🌈📝♓️

the strict professor Lan who does the most lenient grading ever VS the fun & easygoing professor Wei with the strictest grading standard known to studentkind people can't believe these two are married

One of my all-time favorite writing things is when you're editing and come across a purely structural problem--ambiguous syntax, pacing, repetition, etc--and start tinkering around with it, and the solution you come up with also happens to improve characterization or plot. SO satisfying.

I’m trying to read more and sometimes that means lowering my standards, but I just read a SIX-SENTENCE run-on sentence and I don’t know if I can do this 😭

Just saw a post from a leftist saying “I’m okay with misinformation if it helps our cause” and I want to bash my head against a wall. Our Age of Information is collapsing.

I really want to use Ellipsus and I know a lot of people really like it but unfortunately it keeps being really glitchy for me :/ not in a way that makes it entirely unusable, just in a way that makes it really hard to reach a flow state. Not sure I can stick it out tbh.

My hormones and my music on shuffle have conspired to make tears stream down my face on my walk to the gym. White Squall followed by the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?? Are you fucking kidding me?

Me, sensing a disturbance: it’s not possible that I’ve gotten my period 10 days later than expected on the first day I’ve forgotten to actively carry around menstrual products with me, is it? My body: 🙂

It actually drives me a little insane that EVERY fashion sustainability post includes that “buying 60% more clothing but disposing of it twice as fast” statistic. Because those numbers are ONLY FOR 2000-2014! And like I can’t really blame people for using them because…

I have to finish a big bang and a sweater by September 27 for unrelated reasons and 😬 Unfortunate that I have procrastinated to the point where my two major hobbies are both now kind of stressful lmao.

Finally looking over the first batch of photos I took on my nice DSLR camera and many of them are very bad but wow I actually am obsessed. Obviously I knew the quality would be better than a phone camera, but something about seeing MY ORDINARY LIFE in HD is really cool!

Is there anything more satisfying than thinking “oh no, I may have underestimated the price of groceries and overestimated the space in my bags” and then going “jk no I didn’t 😎”?

My transit trip home has taken one hour longer than the 40 minute initial estimate, I’m finally on the last bus I need and this random woman is singing loudly and badly. I’m going to crash out. 🫠

I’ve been trying to find a good signature cologne because I have one I like but it fades really quickly. Followed an influencer who’s doing a huge queer fragrance survey, and one of the ones he featured is Ombré Leather by Tom Ford. I was wary of getting something that’s apparently really popular—

LRP 😬 I’m O+ and haven’t donated at all this year because my iron levels were a bit low at my last physical, but now that I’ve seen that, I’m going to schedule an appointment anyway. I’ve been taking supplements consistently so it’s probably fine now. If they turn me away, then they turn me away.

yknow this event is really driving home the fact that, for someone who has ever reason to hate madam jin on paper (my poor boy!), I'm unexpectedly invested in her sex life.

I'm starting to despair over every buying a wool bra. As far as I can tell there is ONE out there that meets my needs. I bought the wrong size, waited 3 weeks for my size to be back in stock, initiated the exchange, couldn't get to the shipping place for two days... my size is out of stock again.

Went on a second date today and ~90 minutes in she asked how I felt things were going. I essentially said “I don’t know” which tbh is already a pretty bad answer. But I used so many more words. Which makes it actually kind of the worst answer. 💀

Do we think it’s possible I can rig the event to make my NMJ/Meng Shi fic a proper assignment? Because people on tumblr are very interested in that one. If not, there’s also the Meng Shi/Madam Jin idea I’ve been kicking around for ages now…