Imagine going to school the day after Afroman releases a diss track about boning your mom. Might as well stay home sick forever.
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#GolfSky #BlackSky #DC #DMV #NE #SandwichSky Deranged BUM. Legionnaire of the AntiChrist. Does it yank or does it stank?
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
Tales of everyday corruption. Pete Hegseth cancelled the $400,000 contract for making uniforms for the Blue Angels on the grounds that the contract with "The Sewing Box" was DEI since the firm is Black-owned. Instead, he awarded it to a Trump donor for $1,690,000, a 325% price increase!
Bob Mann is one of the best chroniclers of Louisiana politics (or, I'd argue, American politics). I've been reading him for years. He knows what he's talking about.
Bob Mann@robertmannbooks.com · 2d agoBill Cassidy desperately wants to be loved and respected. He's had so little of that over the past few years. He wants to go out with a little affection & respect from someone, and he knows he'll not get it from Democrats, so he might as well save the last dance for the one that brought him. 1/7
Just when you thought you couldn’t hate Zuckerberg any more…..
Michael Love@elkmovie.bsky.social · 5d agoI’m on a small-ship Alaska cruise with my son; our boat rescued a stranded vessel last night and apparently we did that after the Coast Guard radioed Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht - which was closer - and they repeatedly refused to respond. (There was near unanimous booing when the captain announced this)
this is an admission of a crime btw; superpacs cannot coordinate with candidates
Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 2d agoQ: MAGA Inc., the Super PAC that your allies control-- Trump: Not my allies, I control. $800M. I could spend it on anything I want. I have a busy schedule. I won. I'm not campaigning. A lot of people are angry at Republicans. They are not angry at me.
So funny that the same people pushing this shit are the people that want you to believe communism means you'll have to share your toothbrush
Gizmodo@gizmodo.com · 4d agoThe Future of Tech Is Owning Nothing https://gizmodo.com/the-future-of-tech-is-owning-nothing-2000792593
Happy Dave Mathews Band Day to those Chicagoans who celebrate.
hey you? we heard it's still @bandcamp.com Friday... femiandthefoundation.bandcamp.com
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
Really, Danish chitlins? Is there any other cheap food left to be colonized?
I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.” Immediate addition to my lexicon.
“Outshallah” is still the funniest thing the internet has ever done to this day 😭
My oldest, that has one, is going to hate me so bad when she wakes up!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Qel Bree Sure@peasyrawlins.blacksky.app · 2d agoMy daughter told me tramp stamps are being called cake toppers now and I am not okay.🤣🤣🤣
I have a job I don't want in my mailbox in Quantico VA. Cisco Network Eng for NCIS. 125-150K. DM if you are interested Required Active TS/SCI Clearance. Little bit of everything from route/switch/FW/Voice. BGP/OSPF/STP for route/switch and multi-vendor device support. Sec+/CCNP or CISSP required.
They gone have to drag him and all them people out of that White House. And if y’all think they not I’m not sure we’re watching the same situation.
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I’ve said this for years about the USA’s unique ability to project power around the world and this thread explains the nuts & bolts of that truth
"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux@bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 3d agoThinking maybe I need to add "how does modern naval power projection work" to the list of military primers alongside "the USN is a load-bearing element of the modern global economy." It is, in fact, very hard to send a meaningful amount of naval combat power around the globe.
cis Black women athletes are also VERY FAMILIAR with having their bodies policed by, or on screechy indignant behalf of, their white peers which is why we always say “scratch a TERF, find a racist”, and why the right is so motivated to downplay the very real solidarity happening across communities
LunchCounterPunch@theultrasecret.bsky.social · 3d agoThe right-wing wants to portray Black WNBA players as menacing precisely because they are the opposite of that; inclusive, welcoming, and proud to be so.
This is the difference between a winner and a loser. “Yeah you wanna try? Go ahead and fucking try. I’m gonna kick your ass anyways, and if I lose, I’m coming back twice as hard. If you’re on my team, we’re gonna smoke em.” vs. “WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAH” <fifth place benchwarmer diarrhea noises>
Your Evil Twin, Skippy@twinskippy.bsky.social · 3d agoGolden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
was at a bar and sean ordered a miller, lady behind the bar matter of factly said ‘oh we don’t have miller for weeks now their teamsters are on strike and we support the strike.’ not even a question
why is it so hard for men to just let women be their own person? why are we still arguing about what women should and shouldn't do. why are we still arguing about if it's a womans "purpose" to have kids. We have the ABILITY to have kids. That's doesn't mean we HAVE TO have them. done conversation.
Going to the movies with the family this weekend. #TwoHundredDollarDate
All this tells me is that there are many other men who matched with him on Grindr and took the money
Mega Thee Tron@valarmordollars.bsky.social · 3d agoSam Altman matched with a man on Grindr, who posted the conversation. Open AI offered him money to take it down. He made a song instead.
NPR straight quoting someone who hasn’t been seen in 53 days . as if
Head to toe Burberry and a chain that says Big Mama Not The Little One
Katie Softcore in Motion 🫶🏾💖🫂@spicynocajun.bsky.social · 3d agoLadies what would you wear to the baby shower after you get your man pregnant?
This iPhone is on its bullshit again, not holding a charge worth a damn, but I don’t know that I’m inclined to get a new one. Thinking I’ll go Android for my EU phone.