C3P-Joe
@spiceboyjoey.bsky.social
Amy Elliott Dunne apologist Sweater enthusiast He/Him 📍 NYC
I used to be fun and go to parties and drink cosmos and now here I am, getting excited about collecting dinnerware
Been playing old episodes of Martha Stewart Living as background noise and now my inter thoughts are just “oh I should save this empty bottle and use it to make a lamp” or “I’m going to plant a garden and grow all of my herbs and vegetables” or “I can paint all my own floors”
Martha Stewart's Life Advice: You Have To Do Things
ALT: Martha Stewart's Life Advice: You Have To Do Things
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I don’t care if it’s 80° and humid AF, it’s September 1st and I’m switching all the pillows, tablecloths, towels, napkins, and curtains to their autumnal counterparts, lighting an apple scented candle, and putting out pumpkin and ghost decorations
Let me cook for you with colorful Le Creuset cookware and serve it to you on my colorful, vintage, possibly radioactive, Fiestawear because I believe we need color and whimsy in our lives
Took the boyfriend to my hometown (Sleepy Hollow) today only to have a cashier ask if he’s “from Europe or somewhere exotic with an accent like that” Mister Ma’am he is from Brooklyn….
Took Frank to meet the grandparents and all he said was “well they were dead silent”
3 years with @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social thank you for being at all my marathon finish lines, making me laugh every day and keeping me fed with every new recipe you try. And thank you for still loving me and putting up with all my bluey, Lego and ESPECIALLY Taylor Swift talk. I love you babe
C3P-Joe@spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 2w agoHow it started / how it’s going Happy third anniversary @fxank62.bsky.social , thank you for making me laugh everyday. I love you so much
How it started / how it’s going Happy third anniversary @fxank62.bsky.social , thank you for making me laugh everyday. I love you so much
When you start dating a Brooklyn Italian boy and now you’re going from the UWS to Carrol Gardens at 10am on a Wednesday just to get the good mozzarella and olive oil at the cousin’s specialty food store
imagine your whole thing, aside from the day job, being "reading and tits", imagine being this much of a legend
Among her many entertainment accomplishments she also gave over 330 million books to children through her library program and gave the single largest donation to get the Moderna COVID vaccine developed. Thank you Dolly Parton, rest easy
Dolly Parton Sings 'I Will Always Love You'
ALT: Dolly Parton Sings 'I Will Always Love You'
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Continued my tradition of getting one PSL the day they drop, taking one sip, and remembering I hate them and they upset my stomach
How it started / how it ended Should be enough sauce to last till next tomato season
C3P-Joe@spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 3w agoNonno-maxxed so hard I’ve ended up spending my Saturday on sauce duty
Folding laundry in the bedroom, lamb marinating in the kitchen, blueberry muffins in the oven, fresh flowers ready to be put in a vase, and an old episode of Martha Stewart Living playing in the living room. I’ve fully become my mother in the 90s
Today’s fire escape garden haul before and after: Bruschetta and a very creamy Marry Me Chicken to go with a glass of wine and watching Julie & Julia
“Invite us to your weddings…actually don’t, I don’t want to spend any more money” - @fxank62.bsky.social after the second of three weddings this month
The sun, cigarettes, and being a republican; the main causes of pre-mature aging
Nonno-maxxed so hard I’ve ended up spending my Saturday on sauce duty
When I was fresh out of school, in my first apartment I had no life skills and an old copy of Mastering the Art of French Cooking and Julia taught me how to live. Happy Birthday to the Patron Saint of the Kitchen herself
