i truly did not know this movie was coming out. i swear to god. 😭😭😭😭 also, my new vocal stim is “how about a win for the Jets!”
jon’s fonda@chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 2d agothese are the types of questions i ask @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social
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professional chaos gremlin. 🏳️🌈, obviously. 📷: jnthnmkl 🇺🇦
jon’s fonda@chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 2d agowent to look at dogs to adopt today despite knowing i can’t get one for five weeks because of a trip. maybe i am into masochism 😭😭😭😭
will someone buy me this temu silly goose sweater please?
and if i told you my flight was DELAYED
Meryl Streep: Devil Wears Prada Drizzle
ALT: Meryl Streep: Devil Wears Prada Drizzle
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need a day old nerds rope and sticking a bunch of nerds gummy clusters together and leaving them out overnight simply would not do
someone owns www.iheartconnecticut.com and isn’t using it :/
and Lea Michele and John McCain and Neil Gorsuch and ME
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · last wk.Happy birthday to the late Michael Jackson.
this app rarely worked before chatgpt was released…
MarcoMaps Bernardini@marcomaps.bsky.social · last wk.I'm happy to see that vibe coding is doing well.
Airheads are only produced in one facility that was built in Kentucky in 1986. The plant produces 6.5 million Airheads bars every single day.
sometimes i look at where i am today and can’t believe how far i’ve fallen from when i once made a viral-ish vine 😔
half day tomorrow and then off until monday to enjoy my birthday. rule of threes with octogenarian home alone 2 cast members maybe? just a taste? maybe? 👀
sad to report that i suffer from skeeter syndrome 😔 please donate: www.gofundme.com/
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my tagline for my upcoming jesus year will be “crucify me!”
bought a bag of airheads today. underrated candy. (although they are different now and not quite as good)
bf did knew who ed balls is but bot for being the guy who tweeted “ed balls”
made my man do this and none of his picks looked like me so now we’re fighting (he doesn’t know)
jon’s fonda@chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 3w agoThis is too on the nose, but why could they all be related? 😭😭😭😏
5/5. one of the few good worth it fine dining meals in dc. congrats.
jon’s fonda@chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 3w agogoing to SHIA tonight. it has been made very clear to me that chef ed lee and i want them to know that that’s okay. will report back. thank you.
Alicia Carmody. I will buy one for you.
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 3w agoBratz recreate Madonna’s ‘CONFESSIONS II’ album cover.
going to SHIA tonight. it has been made very clear to me that chef ed lee and i want them to know that that’s okay. will report back. thank you.
jump scare (just saw halloween candy at the grocery store!)
my new neighbor across the way has a red light and the generic plastic sheet-style blind and something with the red light wavelength effectively renders the blind translucent and i don’t know what to do. it feels like it would be weirdly creepy if i found this person’s door and left a note?