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@ambpersand.bsky.social

Just like that girl you used to know, but worse. Smut fiend, writer, Coke Zero addict.

them: you should play music for your unborn baby that way they can recognize a specific song once they’re out in the world me: hey Siri play “no hands” by wocka flocka flame

If you are a critic of the administration who, after now witnessing its clear intent to retaliate against those who oppose it, still thinks everyone should have to give over their identification to be able to use social media...I'm afraid I'm just not sure what's wrong with you

anyone who thinks women are more emotional than men has never witnessed the sheer insanity of suburban dude drama inside a neighborhood HOA facebook group

To America’s 2.3 million federal employees: Don’t accept a buyout. Neither Musk nor even Trump has the legal authority to make such an offer. And even if they did, would you trust them to follow through on it? Sincerely, Robert Reich Former U.S.Secretary of Labor

Step one: get prescribed medication for the anxiety you’ve been suffering with for 25 years Step two: avoid taking the medication because you’re anxious about the side effects

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Found another romance author using the word “unalive” in a serious context. You’re fine using the word cock ON THE SAME PAGE but won’t say kill???? Girl please

Fun fact: I didn’t know that the Muppets Christmas Carol wasn’t the original until I was 12. My middle school went to a stage production of A Christmas Carol and I was like “it’s so weird they made that muppets movie into a play, but left out the muppets?” Anyway. Merry Christmas Eve.