I yearn for sex with a walmart parking lot sunset as the backdrop

OH NO, IT HAS HAPPENED! PRINCESS SALLY FROM THE SONIC ARCHIE COMICS HAS BEEN GOTTEN PIED! #wam #messy #wetandmessy #sonic #comic #Anthro #pieintheface #pie #slapstick

yessss bland instagram doggirl tell me why the babyfurs are evil

Was sitting against the wall in the con center and accidentally queued for the dance comp somehow 😭

Welkom in Euro-furence, blijf hier tot ik dood-furence Euro-fur-ence, Euro-fur-ence

Hamburger, Deutschland

I have recently been obsessed with those videos of the bats being fed bananas while wrapped in towels If I weren’t a hyena I’d be a flying fox and I would absolutely get myself into a situation that results in me being pampered like that

A bit of a more unique post: The site's ChatGPT source prevention screen!

Working on some telegram stickers of this clown hehe

SURPRIIIIISE HONK HONK HONK HONK You didn’t think I was done with clown week, did you? >:03

Bläz Payeena🇩🇪@blazeneiro.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The best week of the year has begun honk honk :03

raaaah I wish I could go to sleep in clown without any consequences

The best week of the year has begun honk honk :03

I made an elderly German man laugh yesterday and I feel like I have reached peak clown

Germany is transitioning me from vegetable hater to salad enjoyer

This is what happens when I am left alone inside a hardware store for more than 15 minutes 😈🍦 @absconderbun.bsky.social @meringuepuppy.bsky.social

I think someone complemented my outfit but they said a bunch of words I didn’t understand, so I used the ult and it failed again!! I have to learn this language

Bläz Payeena🇩🇪@blazeneiro.bsky.social · 2mo ago

how did my "sprechen Sie Englisch" ult fail twice already

The Megaplex "15 babyfur panels" stuff is 100% manufactured drama from people who aren't even going to the convention lol The facts are, its ONE room used 15 times across 3 days (4-6 times a day) in a con that has 200+ panels. If you can't find something to do, you aren't even trying.

German broadcast. Nailed it

If this isn't me I don't know what is

This is a very culturally significant holiday for me

Odd This Day@oddthisday.bsky.social · last yr.

Praise be! It’s the 112th anniversary of the first custard pie thrown in someone’s face in a motion picture

I thought I was done being the stooge after @clownyeensplat.bsky.social and I finished our show at the circus... how do I keep ending up in these silly predicaments?? >////< 🎨: @nx42.bsky.social #clowns #wetandmessy #WAM

to be or to be with, that is the question

We needa start putting hyenas in zebra onesies like wolves with sheep onesies

Happy International Non-binary People's Day. Stay angry. #nonbinary #enby #trans #transgender #trans Art by @mxmorgan.com

how did my "sprechen Sie Englisch" ult fail twice already

My nocturnal hyena brain is not used to it being so bright so late @w@

Calm down dollar store.

Ich bin in dir, Deutschland

foxes…… >//////>