Elliot

@els76uk.bsky.social

🇩🇪 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🏳️‍🌈 Gym. Cycling. Relocation coach. Woke, tofu eating, Guardian reading twitterati. Lover of all things four-legged and furry. Married to @eliotlovell.bsky.social

British Airways telling me I can't check in online… this always makes me anxious that I've been overbooked. But Reddit tells me it’s just to check if I've got a UK passport or done an ETA (there's no place to enter advanced passenger info). I hope Reddit is right!

Online forms refuse to submit because a phone number has the spaces in the wrong place; and my computer refuses to print because it "cannot see printer" even though it’s where it always was, the same plugs as always plugged in. And yet AI will kill us all in 10 years? Rightey ho.

"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.

My street has both sides closed to parking today so they can prune the trees. Supposed to start at 7am. It’s now 10.30 and they're still waiting for a tow truck to take away cars which ignored the signs. First police have to come, who call a truck, which takes them away, one by one. Takes hours!

Cars, a cone, and the tree surgeons

What’s the evidence on rent control? I charted the findings from 112 studies: Great for rent-controlled tenants ✅ But: Pushes up rents for other people ❌ Pushes down new housing construction ❌ Pushes down building quality ❌

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Facebook Messenger does this weird thing when someone tells you their phone number in a message, it reformats it into US style, so (for example) +49 6789 1234567 is shown as +496 (789)123-4567 🤪

The sound of Saturday night light entertainment, That's Life was a superb mix of silliness and seriousness. It led to the setting up of Childline, the first phone service for children in trouble or danger, mixed with dogs that say "sausages"

From Childline to changing TV for ever: Esther Rantzen’s revolutionary life

Be it her pioneering approach to consumer injustice or her extraordinary tackling of systemic social issues, the broadcaster was at the forefront of what television could be

theguardian.com

Things that politicians say are terrorism but are not terrorism: 3 men stealing fuel in the countryside 2 men flying an aircraft having an argument on the way to Tel Aviv 100s of people holding up signs

Marathon day in Berlin means lots of roads closed. And it means I can safely cross the road to my favourite bakery without taking my life into my own hands!

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For pescetarians – see, you've thought about DEI already, good for you – consider bringing several whole fish, which you can gut, simply dress, charcoal grill and serve to the hungry panel just before the interview. During the interview would be bad form.

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 3w ago

Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation

Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is

This is why we need Pride. Because for the second time, someone’s destroyed the rainbow bench which was installed as a memorial to the victims of the CSD van attack. Police are investigating, just like last time. LGBT people should join together and be proud, and resist the cowardly attacks.

Screen in the U-Bahn showing BZ THE VOICE OF BERLIN 

Unknown persons again damage rainbow bench in the Tiergarten

It was set up as a memorial to the victims of the attack on the CSD.

Now unknown persons have once again damaged the rainbow bank in Berlin's Tiergarten. The state protection is investigating.

Seems Telegram now charges a 1.39€ "SMS fee" for all fresh installations, even if you already have an account. If your old device is still active, you should be able to get it to send it a code instead of SMS, but that's not worked in months, so they'll take your € anyway.

Trump has such a whiney voice. Every time the BBC plays his voice, I want to throw rotten tomatoes at my speaker. How can anyone have voted for someone who sounds so annoying?

ExcuseMeSorryWhatPardon. Republicans tried to HURT the election chances of this <checks notes> superhot gay marine veteran, by publishing his youthful risqué photos, and he is standing as a Dem for Congress in <checks notes again> New York? 😂😂😂 I reckon this translates into a ten-point poll bump.

THE QUEER POST
The Queer Post
They leaked his old photos to try to shame a gay veteran out of a congressional race. He's still running.
Chris Gallant flew Black Hawk helicopters in the Middle East, enlisted at 17, and now volunteers as a firefighter on Long Island.
The New York Post thought leather modeling pics would end his campaign.
Gallant didn't apologize. He called it exactly what it is: "This is a coordinated political hit meant to drive me out of the race, and this represents everything that is wrong with our politics today."
"I am very proud of who I am, and I won't be shamed into silence."