Conversations with the 9yo DM: Me: The desert hag tells you her name is Ham. 9yo DM: What kind of hag is named Ham?! That is ridiculous. Me: What? Who doesn’t like a Ham Sand Witch?
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Conversations with the 9yo DM: Me: The desert hag tells you her name is Ham. 9yo DM: What kind of hag is named Ham?! That is ridiculous. Me: What? Who doesn’t like a Ham Sand Witch?
Stealing this but for Magic or DnD. Every like gets one mtg or DnD take from a 9yo kid until he gets bored.
Medusa, Theorix Administrator@thelovelymedusa.bsky.social · 2w agoStealing this but for Magic. Every like gets one mtg take. comment specific cards
9yo: Game stores should have a box of free cards where you can donate your extra cards. Like a little free library for mtg.
If you played D&D around 1980, were Basic D&D and AD&D really two separate games? TSR's answer changed over time. That made me think about what players were actually doing at their own tables. My full video is now live: youtu.be/f30hIRvPqoI
Stealing this but for Magic or DnD. Every like gets one mtg or DnD take from a 9yo kid until he gets bored.
Medusa, Theorix Administrator@thelovelymedusa.bsky.social · 2w agoStealing this but for Magic. Every like gets one mtg take. comment specific cards
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Time travel is weird to DM. Me: It’s weird in real life too. 9yo DM: What? Me: Let me show you something <twitches and jerks heads to the side>… um… actually I can’t show you that. It doesn’t turn out well for you. 9yo DM: Daddy!!
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Do you think that spell components should be based on value? Me: What do you mean? 9yo DM: Like a “diamond worth 200gp”… Me: What do you think? 9yo DM: Well you just crashed the economy. Inflation is high and a 200gp diamond is tiny.
I had a dream that I met Brennan Lee Mulligan and Izzy Roland. They were so nice and they bought one of my Spire lamps and showed it to people. Then I got a ton of orders and was able to pay off things and it was wonderful. That was a really good dream.
In my games, I use SMAC0 - SMite Armor Class 0. You are welcome to do the same.
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The wyrmling has been studying the history of Metal, and he wants to know your favorite Metal band.
The wyrmling has been studying the history of Metal, and he wants to know your favorite Metal band.
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Do you think 5e is better than AD&D? Me: The rules are better, but the nostalgia makes AD&D more fun. 9yo DM: Is 5e better than 3e? Me: Same answer. 9yo DM: What about 4e? Me: I have no nostalgia for 4e.
I really need to get off my butt and get my new #D&D campaign set up on Roll20. Not going to start for a few weeks yet, but I really should get maps and stuff set up so I'm not scrambling when we do start And need to build some monsters. Once again using ideas from @redwyrm.bsky.social .
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Check out these awesome homemade magic cards… Me: I wish I had as much time as you do. These are amazing.
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Do you want to go through all the monsters in the monster manual and help me change the challenge ratings? Me: Why in the… why would you ever want to do that? 9yo DM: It sounds fun. None of them are right, and they need some work.
“What’s the dumbest reason that someone on the internet got mad at you?” I posted something my kid said while DMing a game, and it was pretty funny.
AbyssalBrews | Weekly Magic Items for D&D and PF2E@abyssalbrews.com · 3w agoI dared to post a free magic item that wasn't to someone's specifications 😅
Not many bands sound better live than they do on the recording… but St Paul & The Broken Bones were amazing live. What a great show! And the wyrmling ended up with two picks, a set list, and a broken drum stick delivered by the drummer himself after the show!
With the upcoming 5th volume, we've created an incredible 1000 Slightly Useful Items. Want to see some examples? 1 like = 1 trinklet from the original book. 1 Repost = 1 trinklet from the final book.
The wyrmling has been preparing for this day for several months. He made hundreds of homemade Magic the Gathering cards and we played all afternoon. Goblins versus Demons and it was a wonderfully fun time.
There is no place for little kids in DnD. They ruin the game and make it soft.
AbyssalBrews | Weekly Magic Items for D&D and PF2E@abyssalbrews.com · last mo.🤔
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. I am a guy in a ‘75 Chevelle with a “Bass Ass Boys Drive Bad Ass Toys” bumper sticker who decided to pass a teenager on his way to school on a small two-lane road and lost control fish-tailing before slamming into a telephone pole.
Todd Eschlund@deathmaw.bsky.social · last mo.Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, and you’re going to be in the most pain of your life for the next six weeks as your own immune system tries to eliminate your skin, mucus membranes, and your internal organs.
It is horribly dry all summer long until I am schedule to attend an outdoor concert. Then it rains.
My Dungeons&Dragons, HeroQuest, Conan the Barbarian, and Lord of the Rings collection
Me: I have to leave work a little early today as my son has a game. Co-worker: I didn’t know your son played. What position? Me: Uh… Dungeon Master.
Monster of the Week from the wyrmling (more details and full stat block available on our Patreon)
