I can’t believe a MAGAt money pig had the audacity to pay me money so I could get my toenails done in any color but purple. So fuck you buddy, thanks for the cash asshat.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Pat Paulson. What? Pat Paulson has been dead longer than he ran for president? Huh? No one under the age of 40 will get this and very unlikely anyone under 60 will understand?

Can I haz please leave work yet for HSC? Please???!!! 😭 😭 😭

When you like the outside and hate the sun

How it started

I smoked cigarettes before I rolled my first 20sided die

Has Moore’s Law ended yet or has it been changed so there is no way for it to end?

Sometimes I feel unsure of myself, while other people go around in 2026 claiming to have invented the Afro

safe space☁️🦂🇹🇹@peaceofkrys.bsky.social · 4mo ago

knockin all this shit over

Happy Tdov. Trans timelines are always bangers, unless you’re like me and wasn’t really visible in many photos pre-me. So pre-me options aren’t plentiful. But every now and than, I see a juxtaposition and just know, I made the right fucking choice.

In case you were looking for nearly 4k words on why Joseph Gordon-Levitt got Section 230 exactly backwards, I got you covered. Also, if anyone knows him, please share. I hope we can get him on the right track with this stuff.

Techdirt@techdirt.com · 6mo ago

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Goes To Washington DC, Gets Section 230 Completely Backwards You may have heard last week that actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt went to Washington DC and gave a short speech at an event put on by Senator Dick Durbin calling for the sunsetting of Section 230. It’s a short speech, and…

Just watched the Biggs Cut with my wife. Deeply satisfying. I completely get why 80% of Biggs was cut from the final film, BUT if you don't care about pacing and are just interested in character development, SO MUCH ABOUT LUKE ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU KNOW ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH BIGGS 1/x 🧵

Josephine "beckbook.com" Riesman@josie.zone · 6mo ago

Good morning, U.S. East Coast; I have a present for you:

github.com/WithLoveFrom... If you've got an android phone you can wirelessly most axon body cams if that's the sorta thing you're into

GitHub - WithLoveFromMinneapolis/AxonCadabra: A personal safety and accountability tool to wirelessly trigger Axon Body and Dash Cameras

A personal safety and accountability tool to wirelessly trigger Axon Body and Dash Cameras - WithLoveFromMinneapolis/AxonCadabra

github.com

Kat Rohn@rohnkat.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Body cameras aren’t stopping harm. It’s questionable if they will even be left on to capture it. ICE OUT

Which one should I use for my teams photo? (Makeup and photography by Heather Morgan)

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

I need a Bud Cuddy shirt preferably in a low cut crop top.

This fundraiser was so successful that I’m doing another one! The extra funds that were set for the first family went towards the second family’s total rent need. Let’s keep it going!

Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫@lookitup.baby · 6mo ago

I am now raising rent funds for another Minneapolis family who has been impacted by ICE. For this family, the remaining need is $775. Can we make this happen for them today? I believe in us & will post receipts! V: @Ian-Coldwater CA: $iancoldwater PP: @coldwater Please help and share! Thank you 💖

In case you think we’re done in the Twin Cities now that Bovino’s been wished into the cornfield, this is what’s replacing him.

Amy@lolennui.bsky.social · 6mo ago

sounds like a “cool things down” guy

Reminder that, in recent days, children have rallied and protested for their freedom inside an ICE detention center where water has been described as "putrid" and meals reportedly contain “bugs,” dirt, and debris. This is where the kidnapped 5-year-old Liam Ramos is being held.

Protest breaks out at Dilley immigration detention facility holding 5-year-old Liam Ramos

A protest broke out Saturday at the ICE-run South Texas family detention complex in Dilley, where five-year-old Liam Ramos is being detained.

tpr.org

SCOTUS refused to block a lawsuit from family of Amir Locke, a 22-yold Black man killed by Minneapolis police during no-knock raid. The officer sought qualified immunity, but lower courts said bodycam footage was too unclear to support his defense. Amir Locke’s family will get their day in court.

Margaret, you nailed it. Thank you for being here. Thank you for crying. Thank you. PS: come on back for May Day, and the state fair. The seed art will be amazing.

Margaret Killjoy@margaret.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I wrote about my time in Minneapolis last week, about what is involved in creating bottom-up, decentralized networks of care. margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/our-neighb...

Thx for the support last Friday for the MN General Strike Public Notice subscriptions raised $14,314, which we rounded up to $5k each for Midway-Hamline Diaper Fund, Every Meal, & People Over Papers If you’re looking to help, check out Stand With MN. As my dad used to say, take care of each other

Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory

Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.

standwithminnesota.com

Afterwards, I asked if he wanted a hug. He nodded & gave me a big bear hug. When it ended, he had tears in his eyes. “This is my neighborhood. I used to eat there all the time as kid,” he pointed down the road to a pho shop behind me. “I loved it.” “Now it’s all ruined.”

I need to send a letter to the feckless representatives congratulating them for renewing my subscription to trauma daily. My therapist is appreciative.

We still don't know the names of the ICE agents who killed Gonzàlez behind the wheel of his car outside Chicago in September. They were unmasked in this BWC footage from Franklin Park police. If you have any information at all about these men—please text us on Signal at unraveled.66

ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴@miawong.bsky.social · 6mo ago

It's really distressing the extent to which in all of this Silverio Villegas González, the first man to be murdered by ICE in the streets, has been almost completely forgotten Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Protests happen, but most of what is happening in Minneapolis isn’t protesting. More accurate terms: - observers - witnesses - volunteers - neighbors - residents - people

Lydia Polgreen@polgreen.bsky.social · 6mo ago

One thing that irks me: people keep calling the folks on the streets in Minneapolis protestors. They are not generally there to protest, they are there to observe and document. This is the product of organizing and mutual aid. It is telling that these acts of citizenship are seen as protest!

Home safe

Vance on Jan. 8: "You have a federal law enforcement official engaging in federal law enforcement action. That's a federal issue. That guy's protected by absolute immunity." Vance today: "I didn't say that officers who engaged in wrongdoing would enjoy immunity. That's absurd."

This is 100% FALSE. Immigration judges do NOT play any role in issuing administrative warrants. They are generated and signed by ICE officers themselves. ICE’s own training materials say they can’t be used for a search of a home! Here’s a blank warrant form. Note who signs it.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7mo ago

JD Vance: "Nobody is talking about doing immigration enforcement without a warrant. We're talking about different types of warrants that exist in our system. Typically in the immigration system, those are handled by administrative law judges. So we're talking about getting warrants from them."

Pernicious wordplay by Vance. Vance: "Nobody is talking about doing immigration enforcement without a warrant." Truth 1: DHS is doing immigration enforcement IN PEOPLE's HOMES without a JUDICIAL warrant. Truth 2: Our system - the Fourth Amendment - requires a judicial warrant.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7mo ago

JD Vance: "Nobody is talking about doing immigration enforcement without a warrant. We're talking about different types of warrants that exist in our system. Typically in the immigration system, those are handled by administrative law judges. So we're talking about getting warrants from them."

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.