sam !

@sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com

party game designer/shitpost historian/writer/gaming himbo/MBMBaM heely guy/your maybe future 78th favorite pro wrestler. He/Him SamGreszes@mstdn.social @samgreszes on hive and twitter discord: robotsfightingdinosaurs

i know that it's marketing speak and i know they have to do it but it just irks me that people call dropout indie when they're now bigger than CH ever was! the victory of dropout is that they have been successful and worked hard to be sustainable! like cmon homie we know who sam's dad is!

I'm sure big walk is very good but like I'm sorry idk if I can justify it as someone who takes daily walks bc I'll just be like damn I should go outside and then I'll go outside instead of playing a game

oh my fucking god they're getting rid of Google assistant to force people into gemini and I cannot stress enough that Google assistant is the only voice assistant that works even a bit and gemini straight up does not

Hey weird al here's one for free: To the tune of Human by The Killers Are we bouba Or are we kiki With spiky angles Or curvy lines And I'm on my knees Begging you to tell me Are we bouba Or are we kiki

there are definitely downsides to the nuclear block but the reason I keep coming back to it as necessary and good is that it completely ruined the whole MAGA engagement model to the point that they prefer to mock us from the nazi bar rather than come here to troll us directly

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 3d ago

Bluesky oldheads will remember that brief period of time when the conservative trolls tried to storm the place and were flummoxed by the idea they would have to organically grow an audience and that someone who didn't want to talk to them could nuke every interaction they ever had from orbit

a $20 boot lasts a month but a $200 boot lasts 50 years but the company that makes the $200 boot got bought out by private equity and changed factories to the same one that makes the $20 boot so now it only lasts a year but another company bought the original factory and is selling boots for $400

🚲insert into warcrimes_users where profession = 'maga'@db-user.bsky.social · 3d ago

"people long for cheap disposable things" or buying goods has become a crapshoot of quality and people are focusing on the only signals that are reliable: price and social signals

I had become accustomed to thinking that a viral post on Bluesky was 4000 likes but every day for the past week I’ve seen something like this that has 27,000

Confused Donald the Duck with text saying Riddelle me this Why is there money for corporations but not for we the people