Brandeauxj
@brandeauxj.bsky.social
Top 10 Hottest Bears in Houston. 🐻 Insta: Brandeauxj
It’s fun meeting internet people in real life and realizing their internet persona is manufactured. I promise I’m this weird and sensitive in real life.
Consistently when I post thirst traps on here somebody who doesn’t follow me always has something weird to say about it. It makes me not want to use Bluesky. People already barely use this app and the bad vibes are a turn off.
Seconds after this was taken, a 45 year old man walked into the locker room and I freaked out.
If you can’t cum on yourself, how you gonna cum on anybody else?
Carly Rae Jepsen giving us a 24 track album 6 months after having a baby
Today a headless torso said I was weird for asking if I knew him in real life. MY BROTHER YOU LIVE IN HOUSTON AND LIKE FAT BOYS, I THINK MY QUESTION IS VALID. Then you ask to see my nudes. I HAVENT EVEN SEEN YOUR CHIN YET?! Silly. 🤪
I just wanna kiss cute mustached boys. why do yall evade me? Just lemme hang with you and smooch…
A youth on Hevy bullied my ass for posting not flexing pics. Cause I did a little peace sign pic with my workout. Lemme have my whimsy.
I can’t message people on Instagram and it’s driving me crazy. Here’s some thirst traps. Xoxo
I’m barking for the guy with the neck tattoos. I can’t help it.
Silly survey, but yes I would just feed them a bit more.
Delete 6+ months of butt posts because people are giving me sinister vibes online lately 🥰
It’s so sad when cute actors are straight. ˙◠˙ We could have been besties.
I’m just gonna eat a bunch of cookies and jerk off. 🙂↕️
When I see my internet besties flirt with hot men on social media, it’s such a complex feeling. Jealousy, Compersion, and Pride. You get that man bestie, but don’t forget about me 💜