Cloaca Manifesto ☭𖤐ѧ
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🟡⚪️🟣⚫️ they/them Gloria a la revolución Appalachia ‘Til I Die Purveyor of fine weapons grade spite and vicious sneering odium ☭ 𖤐 My Worst Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qbhmginx4d7p5i7phptictkp/feed/top-skeets
is what comes next that you’re going to unfollow and refollow me for the 30th time this year in a desperate but ultimately futile attempt to get me to follow back?
Andrew Lokenauth | TheFinanceNewsletter.com@thefinancenewsletter.com · 10h agoJUST IN: Over 25 million Americans under 35 now live with their parents. An all-time high. And the percentage of Americans ages 25 to 34 living with their parents is also at a record high. Y’all aren’t ready for what comes next.
I heard “inshallah and the creek don’t rise” the other day.
Better to resent tourists than all of humanity. See: Pigeon Forge, TN
for a couple weeks now I've been workshopping a joke where a trans girl goes on a date w/ a cis girl. they go back to the trans girls house. cis girl is like "u know... now that were alone. i was wondering if u would let me see it." trans girl is like " wdym." "u know.... the shark plushie"
trending slightly less than last year unfortunately
Skip, the Online Raccoon@badposter.lol · 6h agowhat the fuck? that’s like… wait youre married? how the living fuck are you still doing it that much?
i’m up to 41 ytd, i think that’s pretty good considering how stressful and busy this year has been
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 7h agoSeeing a lot of discourse about the movie where people only get to have sex one night out of the year and what you have to understand is that for some of us that’s pretty good
As the EHRC Code of Practice comes into force, we’ve compiled a new Oxford toilet guide highlighting unisex/gender-neutral provision. 38 facilities across the city for when you need to go. Read it here: oxfordclarion.uk/oxford-publi...
Oxford public toilets: Where to go when you need to go
We are all the Clarion – and, sometimes, we all need the loo. And especially if you're pregnant, have an unreliable postnatal pelvic floor, are looking after children, or just need to spend a penny wi...
oxfordclarion.uk
Stop telling people to touch grass, that's not why they're annoying online It's because of attachment trauma.
No AI, traditional artisanal brainrot, organically sourced from human beings:
Che Gevurah@signalofnoise.bsky.social · yesterdayDon Hertzfeldt youtu.be/RigRdKqxEiM
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Even the people who genuinely believed it came from a lab did not take the precautions one would expect from a rational person facing a leaked bioweapon or whatever tf. So clearly they didn't even believe it, they just wanted to blame China for Bad Thing but also act like nothing was happening
Walker Bragman@walkerbragman.bsky.social · yesterdaySARS-CoV-2 did not come from a lab. There is no evidence pointing to laboratory origins. There’s been a massive disinformation campaign to convince the public otherwise. It’s scary how effective that campaign has been.
