Van Weasel
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Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”
Korean pirate film that looks part Pirate's of the Caribbean and part Rat Race? Uhhh, yeah I'll fucking watch the shit out of that
A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
Someone from the apps who's interesting and cute and an artist is talking to me but lives 300 miles away why is my life a curse?
Jar Jar Binks if he were a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure: "meesa thelioma!"
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Another auspicious day for our day trading buddies to learn about this first hand
It's time to share my favorite piece of financial lingo for today:
Shorter AIPAC: we use conservative mega-doner money to meddle in democratic elections and we're upset it's not working anymore
AIPAC: "Our members remain determined to ensure that voters reject Dr. El-Sayed and his radical anti-Israel agenda in November."
"generate photo of proud parents" is one of the most depressing sentences I've ever heard. Might overtake "for sale: baby shoes, never worn"
absolutely destroyed lmao
The real Wizard Wednesday: boiling your piss long enough to discover phosphorus
LOGGING ON (FOR WIZARD WEDNESDAY)
Playing Kerbal Space Program again has filled my brain with amazing questions like, "what if we're launching rockets in the wrong direction 🤔
Ben Shapiro has recreated Judeo-Bolshevism from first principles, just replacing "Jew" with "Muslim."
Ben Shapiro probably does not know enough history to even know this, but the way he is talking about Muslims as a nation within the nation who can never be integrated is almost verbatim what European nationalists said about Jews in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.
Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.
for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
What if instead of working on this PowerPoint I instead didn't?
"generate photo of proud parents" is one of the most depressing sentences I've ever heard. Might overtake "for sale: baby shoes, never worn"
absolutely destroyed lmao
this may be too tall an order but what i'd hope democrats learn from this left wave is that governing from the center incurs a penalty
This is why no Dem should ever waste a breath on these people. They're all brain stem, zero critical thinking ability. Tens of millions of disenfranchised Progressive votes out there for the taking and the DNC is spending $10000000000 a year courting people with the minds of racist goldfish.
Families of sailors and Marines aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln are raising urgent concerns about deteriorating conditions on the aircraft carrier, which has now spent nine months at sea and five consecutive months in combat operations.
starting my compilation/collage of right wing white dipshits losing their shit over the word “inshallah”
james carville has passed away. he was discovered simmering in a traditional bayou crawdad boil. he is survived by his menagerie of gators and tulane apparel.