Nothing will make your jealousy of those under 30 burn brighter than watching them bounce back faster from a cold than you do.
Junedoggle
@junedoggle.bsky.social
Serious Normal Dog They/She in their mid 30s The last dog not into milfet and your #1 source for insights into knight psychology
Knight who picks up the sword with the curse of "everyone laughs off your claims that you're a switch" so that she can at least have the sword to blame.
The first time I tried out playing Dark Souls, I didn't understand why anyone would use a bow and arrow. The second time, I've figured out the inputs for aiming the bow.
This cold has got me reaching levels of aching joints I'd never before thought possible.
I think Deadlock is the coolest game I'm never gonna play to date.
I will *not* buy the 2018 remaster of a 2011 game for full price, I won't do it, I won't do it!!!
id die for you. [realises that doesnt mean anything] id kill for you. [realises that's just poser talk] id cook you little meals.
For a knight girl, it's not a passing fancy. It's a passing *quest*.
had a stray thought about this, decided to check, and inflation so bad adjusted guybrush passed $50 recently fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflat...
Absolutely Obsessed with this random ass amiga game's description
I've got this really bad recurring knightmare where I lose my helmet and all the monstergirls can see my reaction when they tease me.
For some reason, growing my hair out for electrolysis tends to remind me of my first dysphoria nightmare where the hairs became little jagged metal spikes that razors would break on.
Have any of you locktober people just tried saying Open sesame?
Knight who stands in the shower while the water warms up, because to do otherwise would be cheating.
i bet feedism/gaining is a vanilla ass kink in halfling culture
Somebody should really draw a beegirl/plantgirl piece but the beegirl is bigger than the plantgirl.
It's always really cool when someone is reminded of me when they encounter another puppygirl. It's like I'm part of the pack.
The emotional resilience of women who do traumakink roleplay together is really inspiring. Feeling like I'm being stabbed in the heart with knives usually makes me wish I could dip out of situations where I'm the only one there.
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
