Sitting in an alien abduction themed bar at city walk and getting turnt before horror nights.
Sam
@queermagneto.bsky.social
Queer nerd from the swamps🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ They/Them. 34. 18+ I sell comics and comic book accessories. Forever crew. 🏴☠️
my wedding night turning from joy to horror as my bride takes advantage of my slumber to untie the mysterious green ribbon affixed to the base of my penis
I've slept maybe ten hours in the last three days and this high is not the vibe I wished it was. Me rn:
Spookyween Part 2: Electric Boogaloo! I snuck in a second quick Halloween doodle and this time it's Izzy's first time carving pumpkins! He's VERY focused on the task at hand. 🎃🔪 #OFMD #IzzyHands #StedeBonnet #stizzy
I just watched the video of Monty and I giving Con the zine in Miami and now I'm cryin' in the clurb.
S2 anniversary AND Matt Maher's bday 🫶🎉 HBD you softboi icon
I like how often Batman is still wearing the costume when he’s working at the computer in the cave, I’d be sitting there like Porky Pig without pants
I'm so fucking congested. Every backup pair of glasses I have has dissappear from existence so I'm just going to be rawdoggin' it today. And I'm still fighting my pharmacy. Just take me out/send old man hole.
The Zebra named Iggy at the zoo just turned 16. I see him everywhere.
how can a puppy look so calm??? how can Con look so handsome
I had to explain cruising and hanky code to my significantly younger coworkers today. So. There's that.
you made it to the first FRENCHIE FRIDAY of fall 🍂
