fish 🤡✌️✨aNYC i23
@salmonellafish.bsky.social
hi i draw and i yap; how are y’all doing today :^) https://salmonellafish.carrd.co/
i washed my hair and still feel ugly this is such a scam 😔
in other news, all 949 of my books arrived today,,,
look at my silly little guys!! Thank you @setox8.bsky.social they’re so cute i am going to put them into my morning protein shake and eat them ꒰˘̩̩̩⌣˘̩̩̩๑꒱♡
me, fed up dealing with me: does anyone want a medium-ugly mildly funny vaguely artsy girlfriend
số nó one ever actually told me that i’ve just been making everything extra magenta and squinting at things bc of the 15yrs of accumulated scratches and yellowing ơn my glasses 🤡✌️
hypothetically if u like a book with a very funny distinct title and then years later u see an upcoming book with a title so similar in the same font and formatting --to the point u thought it was a spinoff-- what is the correct response to the situation (≖_≖ )
when u have a very affectionate big cat or something idk August mail club print :^)
me, full of Angst: everyone draws so fast what the hellies also me: [has been actively lazing about for a week and a half]
it's not glamorous like those viral mail clubs that boasts 6000 members or whatever online, but it's actually my favorite thing to do every month to sit down and write out a letter and stamp them for my 30 or so members. genuinely hold them very fondly before i put them in the mailbox lol
chronic yapper until it's time to write the monthly mail club letter and then suddenly i have never formed a single coherent thought in this head ever actually
moon eyes but like in the most unpleasant way possible actually
also i need yall to know that the last time i requested the library to buy a book was two months ago GUESS WHO IS STILL ON THE WAITLIST FOR IT WHERE DID ALL THESE PPL COME FROM I PUT IN THE REQUEST ! ! ! i’m still salty about it (°ㅂ°╬)
got back from ax, couldn't remember any pressing deadlines until anyc so i've just been dealing with the results of the sequence of events that happened to me until i looked at the calendar today chat it's the 14th my monthly mail club cut off date is the 15th i haven't drawn the monthly print yet😀
my son who is stinky and bratty and has the dowry cost of one(1) corn chip
