Mammakazi

@ange1spencer.bsky.social

Going on 60. A 5'2" true-blue through and through tried and true democrat, suffering from chronic illness, and a devilish potty mouth. If they're scared of what I'll do, imagine of how fucking terrified they are of you. RISE. ROAR. RESIST. 🐸 🚫 DMs

'I want government so small you could drown it in a bathtub.' <votes GOP> <government now micromanages your habits, sexual preferences, faith, skin colour, whether you actually own your land, your gonads, and your pain relief>

Warning: the President of the United States is kidnapping American citizens off the streets of blue states. Some of them return —most do not. Some are murdered in concentration camps owned by the President’s cronies. All of it is one big fat crime. None of our electeds will stop him. Will you?

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🎶Now, when I die Now don't think I'm a nut Don't want no fancy funeral Just one like ole king Tut (King Tut) He coulda won a Grammy (King Tut) Buried in his Jammies Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia He was born in Arizona Got a condo made of stone-a (King Tut)🎶 ~nightly lyrics #waffaout 😴 💤

Steve Martin's Funny King Tut Dance on SNL

ALT: Steve Martin's Funny King Tut Dance on SNL

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Doctor here-Story time: I received a call today from a sick friend in another state, & I recognized it as a neurological emergency sent him to ER. Likely diagnosis: Giant Cell (Temporal) Arteritis, which can cause blindness. 1 of the authors of original 1990 diagnostic criteria: Anthony Fauci MD🙌🏻🫡

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Mathing is hard ... Asked the girl at the deli counter for a quart of beans. She said they only come in pints. So I said, "Okay give me 2 pints." She said, "Would you like that in one big container?" Sure?

I made dinner for my abuser a bunch of times. You have to play nice while you're planning your escape so you don't get dead. Max Miller is a textbook abuser.

Phang: "The fact that it's taking France and England and other foreign countries to be able to launch investigations, and yet our American DOJ is sitting on it doing absolutely nothing, including not cooperating with those foreign nations, is such a big red flag."