Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con

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Here for the gay pirates. Fandom Old. 🇪🇺. Multishipper. Mod for the Gateway Server. Occasionally I share explicit fic so 🔞. I wrote that Stede/the Revenge fic where she has his dinghy.

Behold, a fuckery! Draw either this Izzy or Ed (or both) badly, and post them on Tuesday with the hashtag #dickfuckday. Express yourselves! I had the idea that we could make them into a print / school style teatowel if we get enough line drawings, & maybe raise some £ for charity. Into it? Read on ⬇️

Still from OFMD S01 Ep04, showing Izzy Hands facing right (from our perspective)Still from OFMD S01E04, showing Ed scowling and facing left (from our perspective)
Alice@thesearethekids.bsky.social · last mo.

It is now less than a month until the holiest day in the OFMD calendar aka dickfuck, no its not day (also my bday I am BLESSÉD). I've been loving the "draw Ed/Stede badly" pictures going round. Would anyone be up for doing a extremely silly AND QUICK "draw this badly" style thing for this?

Naught but a leap to the left And then a clockwyse tread; Put thyne handes on thyne hippes, And be thy knees yn-gatheréd: Lo! It ys the pelvique thruste That maketh mirthe down to rayne - Lat us doon the Tyme Warpe agayne!

This whodunnit in a fantasy AU is really fun: archiveofourown.org/works/69311806

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Garlic Soup Week@garlicsoupweek.bsky.social · last wk.

It's #FicRecFriday, and we want to hear all about your favourite TealOranges and Garlic Soup fics!!! Fic recs are a wonderful way to share older gems, hype new fics, and celebrate our fellow fan creators! Quote-repost, tag us, or use #GarlicSoupWeek so we can share your recs 🧄🍜

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Bad Baltic@badbaltictakes.bsky.social · 3w ago

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Izzy Hands has little to no creativity and I love that for him. Let him whittle a gazillion similar sharks. Let Wee John do his make-up because he's not sure about what looks pretty on him. Let him name a ship by sticking his own name in front of it.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture.bsky.social · 2w ago

i love how bad izzy is with words. like not even nice ones just words in general. he makes fang respond to the hostages, he tries to mock lucius and embarrasses himself, his idea of a ship name is just putting "izzy" in front of it