Madison McSweeney

@mmcsw13.bsky.social

Horror/Weird/Bizarro writer from Ottawa. Author of THE DOOM THAT CAME TO MELLONVILLE and MOST LIKELY TO SUMMON NYHILOTEPH. Mildly obsessed with pro-wrestling and martial arts movies. Non-Euclidean.

Thought it was a bit gimmicky for the theatre to give out Kleenex on the way into HAMNET - but nope, ended up sobbing through 50% of the movie. Beautiful, haunting film about the different ways people experience suffering, and the capacity of art to bridge those gaps.

Tray of individually packaged tissues outside the theatre leading into Hamnet, next to a sign that reads “You might Ham-need these”

It’s been a fervent wish of mine to be part of a Filthy Loot F*CKED UP STORIES anthology, and behold! And with a bunch of my favourite writers, too. Buy one for your weirdest friends this holiday season.

A pocket-sized book featuring a psychedelic illustration of a human face, skin melting to reveal half of a skull, with the title Fucked Up Stories to Read in the Daytime: More Stories to Damage Your ChildrenTable of contents for Fucked Up Stories

2. Brides of Dracula (UK, 1960) Deviating from its source material, this Hammer Dracula sequel is nimbler and more shocking than its predecessor. Fischer delivers twists with aplomb, as vampire ladies chew scenery; Cushing’s clinical performance plays up the central dissonance of his Van Helsing.

Blood red letters spell out “A Hammer Horror production” against the black-and-white backdrop of a castle. Next to the television screen, a green lava lamp and orange jack o lantern glow eerily.

1. Kwaidan (Japan, 1964) Human folly collides with an unknowable and unforgiving spirit world in this elegant and eerie anthology, which adapts four folk tales compiled by Lafcadio Hearn. At times the film feels like a stage play; surrealistic touches place it firmly in the realm of nightmare.

The film Kwaidan is queued to play on a TV in a darkened living room, flanked by the eerie green glare of a lava lamp and a glowing pumpkin on a bookshelf.

The ByTowne Cinema in Ottawa has been screening Hong Kong action movies and PEKING OPERA BLUES was the best yet. Perfect ratio of screwball comedy and spy drama, with a high-flying show-stopping climax. The theme song’s a bop, too. Fantastic.

Movie poster for Peking Opera Blues, depicting a Peking Opera performer brandishing a sword, as the central figure between two facial profiles (an actor in masculine clothes and female performer in elaborate make-up).

Ozzy Osbourne never stopped creating diabolical, emotional music as haunting as it was heavy. (Listen to 2020’s ORDINARY MAN if you haven’t). Personal demons blending with his Prince of Darkness persona, blasting an Ozzy song on a bad day felt like having a seasoned guide along a dark road. RIP.

CD booklet for Ozzy Osbourne’s Ordinary Man album posed next to a lute-playing ceramic gargoyle and a red-stoned ring