Lothar Hex

@lotharhex.bsky.social

Misanthropic. He/Him. I love dark humour, robots, & over-analysing cartoons. Married to @rayematthews.bsky.social, Eat the rich. ⬛️⬜️🟪🟫 Lothar Hex on twitter.

Oh wow this has got to be one of the worst feeling deluxes I've handled in ages. The plastic feels squishy and cheap, like mid-range KO cheap. And his elbows can't even vend a full 90 degrees. They're charging £28, soon to be 30 quid for this?

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YES BRAIN I WOULD LIKE YOU TO TURN OFF NOW SO I CAN SLEEP THANKS. *Brain decides to focus on the fact Gears E-Day doesn't have a new game plus, that I'm gonna try getting a mortgage soon and the city of Albuquerque sounds like it should be in Minnesota, not New Mexico*

I’m not reposting it, but the website TF-Direct has put up a photo of Studio Series Optimus Prime posed into the shape of a swastika Absolutely disgusting There’s no ambiguity or nuance to stuff like this - it’s just awful, and it has zero place in the Transformers fandom

CAN WE STOP PUTTING FILM GRAIN I'M FUCKING GAMES ALREADY!? I'm playing a game where man mountains chainsaw Temu brand Orks into kibble, not a fucking French art house film. Wondered why my fucking eyes were hurting playing Gears E-Day. Always check the graphics settings kids.

In the same wave we get the most Tailgate of all time, we get this fucking nutter. Famgry, another repaint yes, but one that reminds me why I still love this franchise. Absolute freak energy.

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Thomas: "OK seriously Henry, we need to talk about Edward." Henry: "Just ignore him Thomas." Edward: "I remember when this station had a loop-de-loop right outside. Those were the days..." James: "Guys, he's getting worse!" Edward now resides in a care home. No one visits.

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I think this post might explain why I've been more interested in Thomas stuff than TF lately. I'm rediscovering a love for something vs "oh look it's another fucking Bumblebee." Plus there's new show, movie or game to drive interest. And what they do have is meh.

Lothar Hex@lotharhex.bsky.social · 3w ago

Yup, that's a Tailgate figure. There is nothing particularly exciting or bad about it. It's the baked potato of Transformers. A bit bland but fills you up. Serves its function exactly to spec. You've been underwhelmed and overwhelmed, but now you can be 100% complely and utterly whelmed.

Yup, that's a Tailgate figure. There is nothing particularly exciting or bad about it. It's the baked potato of Transformers. A bit bland but fills you up. Serves its function exactly to spec. You've been underwhelmed and overwhelmed, but now you can be 100% complely and utterly whelmed.

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Ah joy, the planned absolencence method of profiteering hits. Got the message that my version of android will stop being supported "soon." So stuff like Android Auto will stop. Not the worst thing as u can still Bluetooth but just means thing thing will be worthless soon.

Dear people who recognise me from school 25 years ago. I don't recognise you, & if you were popular I probably hated you. No I didnt hear about James because I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS. Also I have no idea who Kelly is but I guarantee we did not date. 16 year old me had 0 game. Just like now.